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you know you are kinky when.....
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Thursday, 19 August 2004 20:11 |
..you keep fake hanging plants around the house, just so your mother
will never know what all those hooks in the ceiling are really for.
...you realize you've charged more in lingerie than you get paid in a
year
...you have more toys than your kids
...you start rating your CDs by how interesting it'll be to beat someone
to
...someone asks how long you've been doing this ponygirl routine, and
you snort and start to stamp your foot
...your favorite dessert is hot crossed buns ... and you don't eat
sweets
...your toilet seat is leather.
...you watch a movie where someone gets tied up and scream at the
screen, "Gimme a break, 3 minutes max to get out of that!"
...you go to the local county fair and salivate when the horse jumps are
setup.
...you have a list by the phone for the baby-sitter.... Hospital,
Family, and three 24 hour locksmiths
...you are on a first name basis with all the local EMT's
...you join the SCA just so you can learn to make your own chainmail and
work with leather!
...you speak of crop rotation with someone, and they aren't a farmer
...you try to get arrested, just for the handcuffs, body cavity search,
humiliation scene and time in the cage.
...you take up macramé, just to learn some new knots
...leather companies start giving you the wholesale to distributor
discount
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Thursday, 19 August 2004 20:19 |
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Don't forget: you spend so much time at web naughty it takes you a whole day to get caught up with your own laundry. Excuse me, I have to take another loaout of the dyrer. |
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Thursday, 19 August 2004 20:20 |
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QUOTE (sunbuff10 @ August 19, 2004, 20:19) Don't forget: you spend so much time at web naughty it takes you a whole day to get caught up with your own laundry. Excuse me, I have to take another loaout of the dyrer.
load out of the dryer,,,,damn fingers! |
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Friday, 20 August 2004 22:19 |
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lgs, of all these lists... this is my favorite! |
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Saturday, 21 August 2004 19:22 |
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QUOTE (littlegothicslut @ August 19, 2004, 20:11) ..you keep fake hanging plants around the house, just so your mother
will never know what all those hooks in the ceiling are really for.
...you realize you've charged more in lingerie than you get paid in a
year
...you have more toys than your kids
...you start rating your CDs by how interesting it'll be to beat someone
to
...someone asks how long you've been doing this ponygirl routine, and
you snort and start to stamp your foot
...your favorite dessert is hot crossed buns ... and you don't eat
sweets
...your toilet seat is leather.
...you watch a movie where someone gets tied up and scream at the
screen, "Gimme a break, 3 minutes max to get out of that!"
...you go to the local county fair and salivate when the horse jumps are
setup.
...you have a list by the phone for the baby-sitter.... Hospital,
Family, and three 24 hour locksmiths
...you are on a first name basis with all the local EMT's
...you join the SCA just so you can learn to make your own chainmail and
work with leather!
...you speak of crop rotation with someone, and they aren't a farmer
...you try to get arrested, just for the handcuffs, body cavity search,
humiliation scene and time in the cage.
...you take up macramé, just to learn some new knots
...leather companies start giving you the wholesale to distributor
discount
Only you!  |
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Sunday, 22 August 2004 03:35 |
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..When you go to the gynocologist, hop on the examining table, put your feet in the stirrups, and absently start a frantic seatch for the leather restaining straps. |
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Sunday, 22 August 2004 04:56 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 22, 2004, 03:35) ..When you go to the gynocologist, hop on the examining table, put your feet in the stirrups, and absently start a frantic seatch for the leather restaining straps.
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Sunday, 22 August 2004 12:48 |
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(what are you snickering at?) I forgot something, ....and you accidently call your gyno Dr. "Daddy" or "Master"
or...when you go to your Dr., and when he walks in, YOU put on the latex gloves.. |
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Monday, 23 August 2004 07:23 |
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....or when you go to PETSMART"s leash and collar section and asked where the fitting room is. |
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Monday, 23 August 2004 07:24 |
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...or when you notice you don't have laundry cuz latex and rubber wipes clean with a damp rag and mild soap. |
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Monday, 23 August 2004 10:20 |
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I have 4 satin scarves tied to my bed posts...and a nice pretty blck one next to my bed...that make me kinky? I did put my lil whip in the top drawer..cause I dont want the kids hitting eachother with it |
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Tuesday, 24 August 2004 16:47 |
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you have an entire drawer in your dresser dedicated to clothing designed to expose rather than conceal.
You have a "slave ring" mounted on the floor next to your bed.
Your favorite necklace chain has 1/2 inch steel links.
Your idea of a "choker" is two strong hands.
Your refrigerator contains nothing but cucumbers, whipped cream and jello. |
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Monday, 13 September 2004 10:02 |
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you forgot chochalate, and carmel ummm and nuts, love making a sundae |
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Monday, 13 September 2004 11:02 |
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You have a welcome matt at your bedroom door.
You take a sexual stimulant before a physical exam.
You have an assortment of dildos in the guest room shower.
You ware crotchless shorts to pilati class.
You have been divorced for 30 yrs. and have vissions of her while having sex.
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Monday, 13 September 2004 11:13 |
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Your in church, and all your thinking about is what that hot chick in the third pew pussy looks like. (Lord have mercey on me) |
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Monday, 13 September 2004 11:21 |
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Your wife is in the hosp. having your baby, and your at the nurses station trying to get a date. |
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Monday, 13 September 2004 11:34 |
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your wife is in labor, and your trying to get the doctor to add extra stich's after the episiotomy. |
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Monday, 13 September 2004 15:53 |
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Monday, 13 September 2004 16:22 |
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QUOTE (hothands @ September 13, 2004, 11:34) your wife is in labor, and your trying to get the doctor to add extra stich's after the episiotomy.
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Tuesday, 14 September 2004 05:10 |
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You use the restroom at "Home Depot" as a fitting room.
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Tuesday, 14 September 2004 07:08 |
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....starbucks has assigned you your own lounge area...
....you carry a small jar of peanut butter with you wherever you go.
....latex gloves are an accessory item you can't
do without....
Peace and Blessings,
Artful1 |
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Tuesday, 14 September 2004 12:59 |
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You walk around with a cucumber inside your jeans just to see the look on womens faces. |
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Tuesday, 14 September 2004 17:29 |
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QUOTE (hothands @ September 14, 2004, 12:59) You walk around with a cucumber inside your jeans just to see the look on womens faces.
that might actually be fun to try.  |
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Tuesday, 14 September 2004 17:58 |
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until your "cock" falls out onto the floor and you see that look on the woman's faces
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Tuesday, 14 September 2004 18:02 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ September 14, 2004, 17:58) until your "cock" falls out onto the floor and you see that look on the woman's faces
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Tuesday, 14 September 2004 18:08 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ September 14, 2004, 17:58) until your "cock" falls out onto the floor and you see that look on the woman's faces
damn, thats two looks for the price of one! maybe i should bring my camera too. |
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Tuesday, 14 September 2004 18:18 |
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use a zucchini.... i would look at that twice! |
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