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bedtime prayer for men
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Friday, 20 August 2004 18:55 |
As I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a woman, who's very cheap.
One who's sexy, blonde, and long;
Who notices that she's mostly wrong;
One who sucks AND doesn't speak;
And promises to do so once a week.
I pray that she is very randy,
Because one like that would come in handy.
Opens her leg and lies on the floor;
And once I'm done, she begs for more.
Oh! Send me a woman who won't play
with my mind.
Who knows what she wants, and that's lots
from behind!
One who'll make love till my body's twitchin'
And brings ME a beer when she comes from
the kitchen.
I pray that she'll last right up to the end,
And would never complain when I do her best friend.
Thanks in advance and since you know I can't wait,
I'll screw all the rest because it's never too late.
Amen
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Friday, 20 August 2004 19:19 |
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 pretty good LGS  |
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Friday, 20 August 2004 19:21 |
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QUOTE (littlegothicslut @ August 20, 2004, 18:55) As I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a woman, who's very cheap.
One who's sexy, blonde, and long;
Who notices that she's mostly wrong;
One who sucks AND doesn't speak;
And promises to do so once a week.
I pray that she is very randy,
Because one like that would come in handy.
Opens her leg and lies on the floor;
And once I'm done, she begs for more.
Oh! Send me a woman who won't play
with my mind.
Who knows what she wants, and that's lots
from behind!
One who'll make love till my body's twitchin'
And brings ME a beer when she comes from
the kitchen.
I pray that she'll last right up to the end,
And would never complain when I do her best friend.
Thanks in advance and since you know I can't wait,
I'll screw all the rest because it's never too late.
Amen
I'm putting a copy on my bedside table! |
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Friday, 20 August 2004 20:54 |
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Saturday, 21 August 2004 10:52 |
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That is hilarious! Do you mind if I steal it and send it to friends?  |
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Saturday, 21 August 2004 17:03 |
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QUOTE (littlegothicslut @ August 20, 2004, 18:55) As I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a woman, who's very cheap.
One who's sexy, blonde, and long;
Who notices that she's mostly wrong;
One who sucks AND doesn't speak;
And promises to do so once a week.
I pray that she is very randy,
Because one like that would come in handy.
Opens her leg and lies on the floor;
And once I'm done, she begs for more.
Oh! Send me a woman who won't play
with my mind.
Who knows what she wants, and that's lots
from behind!
One who'll make love till my body's twitchin'
And brings ME a beer when she comes from
the kitchen.
I pray that she'll last right up to the end,
And would never complain when I do her best friend.
Thanks in advance and since you know I can't wait,
I'll screw all the rest because it's never too late.
Amen
Very funny!  |
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Saturday, 21 August 2004 19:12 |
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The hubby should get a kick out this one. In fact I think every man will. |
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Sunday, 22 August 2004 17:26 |
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QUOTE (backfromaustintx @ August 21, 2004, 10:52)
steal away I stole it from a friend on another board |
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Wednesday, 06 October 2004 20:33 |
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and in reply....
Women's prayer.
Dear Lord, I pray,
For wisdom to understand my man,
Love to forgive him,
Patience for his moods,
Because Lord if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
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Thursday, 07 October 2004 11:08 |
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   is this whipped puppy syndrome ?   |
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Friday, 08 October 2004 18:30 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 6, 2004, 20:33) and in reply....
Women's prayer.
Dear Lord, I pray,
For wisdom to understand my man,
Love to forgive him,
Patience for his moods,
Because Lord if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
Very true |
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