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Thursday, 11 January 2007 11:16 |
Another oldie
A man calls home to check in with his wife, to let her know he'll be home early, when suddenly, a strange woman answers.
The confused man inquires, ''Who is this?''
''This is the maid,'' answers the woman.
''We don't have a maid,'' says the man.
The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.''
"I told her we didn't need one, " the man muttered under his breath. ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?''
The woman replies, ''She is upstairs in the bedroom with someone...who I thought was her husband.''
The man, suddenly realizes what's going on and begins to fume. Moments later, he says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make $50,000?''
The maid hesistates, but answers, ''What do I have to do?''
The man explains to her: ''I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.''
The maid pauses for a moment to consider the awful deed and puts the phone down. A minute later, the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots!
The maid comes back to the phone breathing heavily, and with a slight quiver in her voice asks, ''What do I do with the bodies?''
The man, quite despondent at this point, replies, ''Throw them in the swimming pool.''
Puzzled, the maid answers, ''But you don't have a pool.''
A long pause follows.
Another long pause.
Finally the man asks:
''Is this 567-5309?''
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Friday, 12 January 2007 03:11 |
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 oops alright....  |
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Sunday, 21 January 2007 15:08 |
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 i just hate when that happens |
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