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A man escapes
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Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:14 |
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in
bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While
tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife,
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He
probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist,
don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how
much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he
gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, Honey. I love you."
The wife responds:
"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me
he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too"
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Wednesday, 24 January 2007 09:53 |
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LMAO!!!  |
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Friday, 26 January 2007 18:14 |
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i heard that one before. that's pretty good, huh?  |
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