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poltry recital
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Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:39 |
i have a dog named rover,
i raised him from a pup.
he can stand on his hind legs,
if you hold his front legs up.
next, please |
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Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:44 |
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QUOTE (bawbie @ August 24, 2004, 22:39) i have a dog named rover,
i raised him from a pup.
he can stand on his hind legs,
if you hold his front legs up.
next, please
Must be getting close to the end of the contest. |
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Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:49 |
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almost 200 to go lol |
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Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:58 |
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i like that poem. i will post my favorite after the election. |
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Tuesday, 24 August 2004 23:10 |
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QUOTE (bawbie @ August 24, 2004, 22:58) i like that poem. i will post my favorite after the election.
LOL Your too funny hun!  |
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Wednesday, 25 August 2004 19:00 |
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roflmao |
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Thursday, 26 August 2004 01:33 |
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I was driving down the road , doing 90 miles an hour
when somebody let a fart ,but I thought I blew a tire
I pulled off on the right , and got out to look and see
but all I ever found was a hole in the seat   |
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Thursday, 26 August 2004 06:09 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ August 26, 2004, 01:33)I was driving down the road , doing 90 miles an hour
when somebody let a fart ,but I thought I blew a tire
I pulled off on the right , and got out to look and see
but all I ever found was a hole in the seat
lmao!! hr!!
One bright day in the middle of the night
two dead boys* got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to arrest the two dead boys
if you think this tale is tall
just sk the blind man, he saw it all!
This one has so many different versions. That's how I've heard it.... but I found this one too.
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys* got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
Silly, I know.
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Thursday, 26 August 2004 06:10 |
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Well, if I could type that would be good! *sigh*
boys=brothers.
I'm going back to bed! |
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Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:30 |
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Thursday, 26 August 2004 11:01 |
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This is awful. I'm baaaaaaaaad! I'm so sorry!!! LOL
The Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
everyone was getting laid, even the mouse.
With Ma in her whore house and dad in jail,
I had just settled down for a nice piece of tail...
When out on the lawn, there rose such a clatter,
I sprang from my sister-in-law to see what was the matter.
I threw open the shudders and threw out the hash,
tripped over my boner and busted my ass.
And out on the lawn but what should appear
but a rusty ol' sleigh, and 8 fucking reindeer.
Out of the sleigh jumped a big, fat dick...
and I knew in an instant it must be St. Prick.
"To the top of the roofs, to the top of the walls,
on you bastards before I cut off your balls!"
He came down the chimney like a bat outta Hell,
and I knew for a fact the poor fucker had fell.
He filled the stockings with pretzels and beer,
and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
Then he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
that son of a bitch, he blew the damn thing apart!
And he cursed and he swore as he rode out of sight,
"Fuck you all, I've had one hell of a night!"
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Thursday, 26 August 2004 11:04 |
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Ha Ha LMAO pretty good moon |
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Thursday, 26 August 2004 11:30 |
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 26, 2004, 06:10)
I'm going back to bed!
Can I come!!!!  |
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Friday, 27 August 2004 00:35 |
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the other day upon the stair,
i met a man who wasn't there.
he wasn't there again today.
i wish, i wish, he'd go away. |
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