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Personal Ad definitions
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Thursday, 22 March 2007 08:10 |
Definitions for understanding the Personal Ad descriptions
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>>>
>>> 40-ish...................................49
>>>
>>> Adventurous........................Slept with everyone
>>>
>>> Athletic...............................No tits
>>>
>>> Average looking...................Ugly
>>>
>>> Beautiful............................Pathological liar
>>>
>>> Contagious Smile.................Does a lot of pills
>>>
>>> Emotionally Secure..............On medication
>>>
>>> Feminist.............................Fat
>>>
>>> Free spirit...........................Junkie
>>>
>>> Friendship first..................Former slut
>>>
>>> Fun...................................Annoying
>>>
>>> New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
>>>
>>> Old-fashioned....................No BJs
>>>
>>> Open-minded......................Desperate
>>>
>>> Outgoing............................Loud and Embarrassing
>>>
>>> Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
>>>
>>> Professional......................Bitch
>>>
>>> Voluptuous.......................Very Fat
>>>
>>> Large frame......................Hugely Fat
>>>
>>> Wants Soul mate..................Stalker
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>A WOMAN'S ENGLISH:
>>>
>>>
>>> 1. Yes = No
>>>
>>> 2. No = Yes
>>>
>>> 3. Maybe = No
>>>
>>> 4. We need = I want..
>>>
>>> 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
>>>
>>> 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
>>>
>>> 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
>>>
>>> 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
>>>
>>> 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
>>>
>>> 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
>>>about?
>>>
>>>
>>> A MAN'S ENGLISH:
>>>
>>>
>>> 1. I am hungry = I am hungry
>>>
>>> 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
>>>
>>> 3. I am tired = I am tired
>>>
>>> 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
>>>
>>> 5. I love you = Let's have sex now
>>>
>>> 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
>>>
>>> 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
>>>
>>> 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
>>>
>>> 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
>>>
>>> 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
>>>
>>> 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm |
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