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For the ladies
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Thursday, 22 March 2007 08:29 |
Please, guys, no backlash for this one, ok? I know better
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal. |
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Thursday, 22 March 2007 08:37 |
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LMAO Moon!........ That's definitley a keeper!! |
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Thursday, 22 March 2007 09:03 |
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When are you going to take this knife out of my back??? It's getting a little uncomfortable... |
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Thursday, 22 March 2007 09:04 |
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ahem!!! |
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Thursday, 22 March 2007 09:07 |
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I knew I'd catch hell for this one.... I knew it I knew it I knew it!
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Sunday, 25 March 2007 08:28 |
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Funny girl. I like the way it makes you ROTFLYAO
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Sunday, 25 March 2007 11:10 |
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QUOTE (slightly twisted)
3. If they put a man on Moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
sounds fun. |
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Sunday, 25 March 2007 11:28 |
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Excellent, and so true |
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Sunday, 25 March 2007 13:40 |
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Good one Moon
Ma
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Thursday, 29 March 2007 01:37 |
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Hey MOON, that was freakin' hilarious. So freakin' funny! My stomach hurts from laughing ......hey wait a minute....is that a dig?????? |
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