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Yet another Lawyer joke Saturday, 31 March 2007 12:58
I haven't read all the jokes yet, hopefully this ain't here.

Does anyone know how to save a lawyer from drowning????


Good!!!
Posted by: SmolderSilence



pepper Monday, 02 April 2007 07:45

Do you know what to call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?








A good START!!!!!!!!!!



funlovingpair Monday, 02 April 2007 13:08

  QUOTE (pepper @ April 2, 2007, 07:45)
Do you know what to call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?








A good START!!!!!!!!!!




I though you where going say, a political convention. But I like yours also.


dave2big Monday, 02 April 2007 13:34

true story, several years ago as i was having a late-morning cup of coffee, a lawyer friend of mine came into the cafe. it was REALLY cold, and when i noticed him, i said loudly to the cafe owner" hey do you know how cold it is?"when she asked how cold it was, i replied"its so damn cold that i actually saw a lawyer with his hands in his OWN pockets!!" he just mumbled something about smartasses,but it sure got a laugh from the rest of the patrons......


SmolderSilence Wednesday, 04 April 2007 12:05

I like that, can I use it. I have to deal with lawyers and enjoy getting a dig at them when ever I can.


dave2big Wednesday, 04 April 2007 13:03

go for it pal !!!