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In honor of Mother's Day: Monday, 14 May 2007 11:37
An oldie but goodie
I was out walking with my 5 year old son. He picked up something off the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away from him and I asked him not to do that.

"Why?" my son asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my son looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart." I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" he beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.
Posted by: MoonHowler



hotbubblegum Monday, 14 May 2007 11:42


needitbad22 Monday, 14 May 2007 16:58
I see better watch what we put in our mouths


dave2big Monday, 14 May 2007 23:57
and what do you put in YOUR mouth dear?????