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Notice! Friday, 25 May 2007 10:18
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because filtering and/or fermenting.

WATER = Poop

WINE = HEALTH

Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.

I am doing it as a public service

Posted by: MoonHowler



Liberalwife Friday, 25 May 2007 10:57



hotbubblegum Friday, 25 May 2007 11:15

We are very grateful for the service you have done us, i drink loads of water!!!


REALshedevil Friday, 25 May 2007 14:55

  QUOTE (hotbubblegum @ May 25, 2007, 11:15)
We are very grateful for the service you have done us, i drink loads of water!!!



Totally agree, hb. I have a bottle of water in my hand right now. Guess that means I'm full of something. lol


ticaD Saturday, 26 May 2007 19:00



jaback Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:56



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fingerboy1 Thursday, 07 June 2007 08:43

ha! imagine telling that by an AA meeting!


rawk35 Thursday, 07 June 2007 20:31