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Things to do when you are bored at WalMart
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Sunday, 27 May 2007 19:56 |
1) Pick up numerous boxes of condoms and put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking
2) Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
3) Leave a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the rest rooms.
4) Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in housewares and see what happens
5) Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ten.
6) Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
7) Put M&M’s on layaway
8) Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
9) Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed & Bath
10) When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
11) Look right in the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose
12) Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13) Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon
14) While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are
15) Switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest rooms.
16) Dar around suspiciously while humming the theme song from “Mission Impossible”
17) Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store
18) In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels
19) Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “pick me! Pick me!!”
20) When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream “No, no! Its those voices again!!!”
21) If the store has a food court, buy as soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. And last, but not least…
22) Go into the dressing room and yell real loud…”Hey, we’re out of toilet paper in here!”
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Monday, 28 May 2007 01:20 |
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Lets see, I've done 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 8, 10, 14, 16, 19, and 20.
I've also followed someone in the clothing dept very closely and kinda trapped them in a corner... |
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Monday, 28 May 2007 09:47 |
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You two...please warn me before you go to Wallyworld, Store Security must love you!
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Monday, 28 May 2007 20:16 |
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They're too baffled to know what to do... |
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Monday, 28 May 2007 20:23 |
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Oh my Juilianna! I about die when I go to Wal Mart with my hubs! He has done all of the above. Now me, I'm the more reserved and shy type. lol I would never do any of those things.    |
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Monday, 28 May 2007 22:30 |
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QUOTE (REALshedevil @ May 28, 2007, 20:23)
(Now me, I'm the more reserved and shy type), lol  |
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Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:13 |
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I'm the silly type and one night my girlfriends and I were a bit tipsy and had to run into a Walmart in this small little town when we were having a girls weekend...oh, boy, was that interesting, seven city women with no fear...I think the locals were a bit afraid of us...they kept looking at us like we were several slices short of a loaf...LOL!!! |
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Wednesday, 30 May 2007 21:18 |
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That's funny... only... I can tell you there's no code 3... no layaway (sucks ass)... and the last one... is funny!! |
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Wednesday, 06 June 2007 06:13 |
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heee lol i .... now that was funny. had me laughing real loud. |
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Thursday, 07 June 2007 08:36 |
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oh boy! this should keep me busy for the next week!
see how many walmarts i can do all those in! |
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Thursday, 07 June 2007 20:35 |
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