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Daffynitions
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Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:34 |
TRAFFIC LIGHT -- apparatus that automatically turns red
when your car approaches.
PIONEER -- early American who was lucky enough to find
his way out of the woods.
PEOPLE -- some make things happen, some watch things
happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened.
SWIMMING POOL -- a mob of people with water in it.
SELF-CONTROL -- the ability to eat only one peanut.
CANNIBAL -- person who likes to see other people stewed.
EGOCENTRIC -- a person who believes he is everything you
know you are.
FOREIGN FILM -- any movie shown in Texas theater that
isn't a western.
MAGAZINE -- bunch of printed pages that tell you what's
coming in the next issue.
COLLEGE: The four-year period when parents are permitted
access to the telephone.
EMERGENCY NUMBERS: Police station, fire department and
places that deliver pizza.
OPERA: When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead
of bleeding he sings.
BUFFET: A French word that means "Get up and get it
yourself."
BABY-SITTER: A teen-ager who must behave like an adult
so that the adults who are out can behave like teenagers.
TATTOO: Permanent proof of temporary insanity. |
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