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Sunday, 19 August 2007 08:22 |
> A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."
> "What?" said the puzzled groom."How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
> "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be."
> "Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."
> "Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."
> "Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."
> "Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method."
> "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."
> "Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it."
> "Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it."
> "Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look."
> "Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.... God, I miss him!"
> "But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
> "Wonderful," said the husband, "but, why?" "You're with the Government.... This time I KNOW
I'm gonna get screwed." |
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