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Sunday, 23 September 2007 14:22 |
Did you hear about the little boy who was born with no eye
lids? The doctor told his mother it was a minor surgical procedure to
fix and not to worry. He told her that when he did the circumcision
he would use the extra skin to sew on to make eye lids for her son.
She declined the offer fearing that her son would be cockeyed!
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A man says to his blonde wife, "Guess what I heard at our favorite
pub today? They were saying the milkman is having sex with every
woman in our apartment building except one, but they are not sure who
that one is." And right a way she jumps up and says, "I know who it
is, it's that stuck-up bitch Phyllis, in apartment 12."
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Completing his examination of the uncommonly well-built, beautiful
blonde, the doctor said solemnly, "You are a very sick young lady. I
don't want you returning to work this afternoon. Go home, get
undressed, and get into bed.Drink about a third of this bottle of
medicine I'm preparing for you - it will make you drowsy. I don't
want you to answer your phone or let anybody into your apartment
until you hear three short knocks.
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Being a premature ejaculator has its advantages. I made ten (900)
phone calls last month and the total bill is just five dollars
What's the difference between your dick and your Christmas bonus?
Your wife blows your Christmas bonus
What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Two gay guys were dancing when one said to the other, "Why do you
always get an erection when we dance together?" The other replied,
"Because you dance like an asshole!"
Women should be obscene and not heard. (Groucho Marx)
A secretary walked into her boss's office and said, "I'm afraid I've
got some bad news for you." "Why do you always have to give me bad
news?" he complained. "Tell me some good news for once." All right,
here's some good news," said the secretary. "You're not sterile."
What do you call a prostitute with her hand in her panties?
Self employed
Some Girls Beg and Some Girls Borrow
Some Bring Joy and Some Bring Sorrow
But Best Of All are Girls That Swallow
Virginity: A bubble on the stream of life, one prick and it's gone
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