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WORDS WOMEN USE
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Thursday, 30 September 2004 00:16 |
Found this on the internet...
WORDS WOMEN USE
It may help, but you willl never truely understand them!
'FINE'
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
'FIVE MINUTES'
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
'NOTHING'
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
'GO AHEAD' ( With Raised Eyebrows! )
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
'GO AHEAD' (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD 'SIGH'
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
SOFT 'SIGH'
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
'GO AHEAD!'
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
'PLEASE DO!'
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
'THANKS!'
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
'THANKS A LOT!'
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
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Thursday, 30 September 2004 00:26 |
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so we should make a printout of this, and always keep it close at hand ?   |
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Thursday, 30 September 2004 05:11 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ September 30, 2004, 00:26)
YES!*soft sigh*   |
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Thursday, 30 September 2004 09:44 |
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I'm glad that wasnt a loud sigh
Oh by the way you look fine today  |
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Thursday, 30 September 2004 13:58 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ September 30, 2004, 09:44)
OHhhh, you're in trouble now! |
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Thursday, 30 September 2004 14:00 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ September 30, 2004, 09:44)
Thanks alot! *loud sigh*  |
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Thursday, 30 September 2004 14:17 |
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whats wrong ? |
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Thursday, 30 September 2004 15:48 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ September 30, 2004, 00:26)
maybe a tattoo? |
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Thursday, 30 September 2004 16:24 |
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Go ahead ! |
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Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:24 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ September 30, 2004, 14:17) whats wrong ?
Nothing....*loud sigh* |
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Thursday, 30 September 2004 18:24 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 30, 2004, 16:24) Go ahead !
so where were your eyebrows on that one? |
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Thursday, 30 September 2004 20:05 |
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'GO AHEAD!'
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
(no mention of eyebrows)
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Thursday, 30 September 2004 20:09 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 30, 2004, 20:05) 'GO AHEAD!'
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
(no mention of eyebrows)
well did you expect me to actually pay attention the first time you told me this?  |
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Friday, 01 October 2004 20:04 |
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Okay then, , just get it tatooed ! |
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Friday, 01 October 2004 20:36 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 1, 2004, 20:04) Okay then, , just get it tatooed !
thanks chazzy, i knew you get me!  |
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Friday, 01 October 2004 21:08 |
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Your welcome, just mind yourself now, just had a long hot shower, feeling like a new woman, just might decide to ...I don't know..... maybe see if YOUR ticklish !! |
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Friday, 01 October 2004 21:22 |
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i'll never tell....  |
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Friday, 01 October 2004 21:31 |
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I didn't say I was going to ASK you if you are, I said I would find out if you are |
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Saturday, 02 October 2004 07:19 |
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*loud sigh* |
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Saturday, 02 October 2004 07:56 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 1, 2004, 21:31) I didn't say I was going to ASK you if you are, I said I would find out if you are
bet i can run slower that you! |
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Saturday, 02 October 2004 09:57 |
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You might wanna pick up the pace, it's been a hectic morning and I'm starting feel a little grumpy! |
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Saturday, 02 October 2004 20:07 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 2, 2004, 09:57) You might wanna pick up the pace, it's been a hectic morning and I'm starting feel a little grumpy!
*runs away* |
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Saturday, 02 October 2004 20:32 |
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I'll count to ten and give ya a head start..... |
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Saturday, 02 October 2004 20:34 |
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are your eyes covered too? |
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Saturday, 02 October 2004 21:57 |
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Ya know, when I'm in a mood, I can whoop your ass with one hand tied behind my back...
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Saturday, 02 October 2004 22:08 |
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but are your eyes covered |
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Saturday, 02 October 2004 22:19 |
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No! Do you need that advantage too? I could count to 20. |
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Saturday, 02 October 2004 23:37 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 2, 2004, 22:19) No! Do you need that advantage too? I could count to 20.
well if your eyes were closed i was gonna give you a good tickle before i ran |
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Saturday, 02 October 2004 23:40 |
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I sooooo just bet you're ticklish somewhere!!! |
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Saturday, 02 October 2004 23:55 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 2, 2004, 23:40) I sooooo just bet you're ticklish somewhere!!!
bets are closed... time to spin the wheel! |
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Sunday, 03 October 2004 05:40 |
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It's spinning, Sport, it's spinning!
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Sunday, 03 October 2004 19:52 |
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am i black or red?  |
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Sunday, 03 October 2004 19:57 |
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black....
shirts or skins?
what a minute..what thread is this?? |
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Sunday, 03 October 2004 19:59 |
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skins
pursuer or pursuee?
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Sunday, 03 October 2004 20:10 |
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OH, well then, 'THANKS A LOT!' |
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Sunday, 03 October 2004 20:11 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 3, 2004, 20:10) OH, well then, 'THANKS A LOT!'
my bad... anything you say here would be on topic now wouldnt it? being the ever sexy woman you are!  |
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Tuesday, 05 October 2004 13:06 |
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I must have been sidetracked or waylaid, what where we playing, and who won ??? |
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Tuesday, 05 October 2004 20:54 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 5, 2004, 13:06) I must have been sidetracked or waylaid, what where we playing, and who won ???
think you were playing and i won  |
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Wednesday, 06 October 2004 10:20 |
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oh, what did I lose or what did you win?? |
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Wednesday, 06 October 2004 19:34 |
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hope you didnt loose anything other than your idea that i'm ticklish.... and i won a little time with a beautiful lady. |
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Wednesday, 06 October 2004 21:12 |
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YOU ARE?? You're ticklish??? Don't tell me where!! I wanna find out where myself, I'll start poking around, and you just tell me if I'm getting hotter or colder |
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Friday, 08 October 2004 14:23 |
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Bank Cards
U better bring ur bank cards because im gonna spend it all...Shopping is a womans thing...Its a hobbie for most women...I know it is for me but I have my own bank cards why do I need urs. |
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Friday, 08 October 2004 18:10 |
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*loud sigh* |
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