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Things You WON'T Hear a Redneck Say
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Friday, 01 October 2004 22:15 |
Top 40 Things Never Said By A Redneck
40. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrasslin's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who's Richard Petty?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
09. Checkmate.
08. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
07. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
06. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
05. I don't have a favorite college team.
04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
01. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.
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Friday, 01 October 2004 22:56 |
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here again, p.o.s.s.u.m. s gotta give ya a warnin.
ya'll just stop pickin on us. we ain't banjos.
we's come up ta pickett your house. lessen you already got a fence.
bawbie didn't rite this here |
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Saturday, 02 October 2004 07:14 |
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Didnt I post this already....Bawbies computer dont like redneck jokes  |
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Saturday, 02 October 2004 20:19 |
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i think i'll pass on that V8, i want something with a little better mileage
i dont really feel like Hooters today, how about chinese? |
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Tuesday, 05 October 2004 21:38 |
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bcb-
us here at p.os.s.u.m are sure fretting bout you. 
bawbie didn't rite this here: |
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Wednesday, 06 October 2004 07:40 |
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QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ October 2, 2004, 20:19) i think i'll pass on that V8, i want something with a little better mileage
i dont really feel like Hooters today, how about chinese?
V8 ? aint that some kinda health drink?  |
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Wednesday, 06 October 2004 19:49 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ October 6, 2004, 07:40) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ October 2, 2004, 20:19)i think i'll pass on that V8, i want something with a little better mileage
i dont really feel like Hooters today, how about chinese?
V8 ? aint that some kinda health drink?
another one for you HR... a redneck won't say "you're right"  |
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Thursday, 07 October 2004 11:15 |
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yep, you're rr... rrr...rrri .. rrri , dammit , I just cant say it   |
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Friday, 08 October 2004 18:29 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ October 7, 2004, 11:15)
 You guys are just not right |
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Friday, 08 October 2004 20:23 |
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FINE.... how about, i love you more than my truck!?  |
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Friday, 08 October 2004 20:39 |
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QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ October 8, 2004, 20:23)FINE.... how about, i love you more than my truck!?
That would prolly work...lol |
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Friday, 08 October 2004 20:54 |
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The real meaning of N.A.S.C.A.R.
Non,Atletic,Sport,Ceneterd,Around,Rednecks.
got that from a friend of mine in NC |
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Friday, 08 October 2004 22:04 |
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QUOTE (Creeper76 @ October 8, 2004, 20:54) The real meaning of N.A.S.C.A.R.
Non,Atletic,Sport,Ceneterd,Around,Rednecks.
got that from a friend of mine in NC
God I HATE nascar! |
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Friday, 08 October 2004 22:06 |
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QUOTE (Tease @ October 8, 2004, 22:04) QUOTE (Creeper76 @ October 8, 2004, 20:54) The real meaning of N.A.S.C.A.R.
Non,Atletic,Sport,Ceneterd,Around,Rednecks.
got that from a friend of mine in NC
God I HATE nascar!
yeah... as red as my neck might be i still drive straight for the finish line and not go in circles for HOURS lookin for the damn thing! |
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Friday, 08 October 2004 22:07 |
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QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ October 8, 2004, 22:06) QUOTE (Tease @ October 8, 2004, 22:04) QUOTE (Creeper76 @ October 8, 2004, 20:54) The real meaning of N.A.S.C.A.R.
Non,Atletic,Sport,Ceneterd,Around,Rednecks.
got that from a friend of mine in NC
God I HATE nascar!
yeah... as red as my neck might be i still drive straight for the finish line and not go in circles for HOURS lookin for the damn thing!
I could say something...but not to cause a problem I will be nice |
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Friday, 08 October 2004 23:52 |
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I really like road racing where they actually use the car, and it also depends on the driver to turn both ways brake change gears etc, not just like a dog chasing its tail in circles.don't like roundy round. |
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Monday, 11 October 2004 12:08 |
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hey! my daddy can quote the bard for hours! |
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