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dear santa
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Thursday, 27 December 2007 14:02 |
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Dear Santa You must be surprised that I am writing to you today,the 26th of December.Wel,I would very much like to clear things up that have happened since the first of the month,when filled with illusion,I wrote you a letter.I asked for a bycycle,an electric train set,a pair of roller blades and a football uniform.I destroyed my brain studying all year,not only was I first in my class I had the best grades in the entire school.I'm not going to lie to you,there was no one in my entire neighbourhood that was behaved than me,with my parents,my brothers,my friends and my neighbors.I would go on errands and even help the elderly across the street. There is virtually nothing i wouldn't do within reach for humanity.What balls you have leaving me a fucking yoyo,a lame whistle and an ugly pair of socks.What were you thinking,you fat prick taking me for a sucker this entire year to leave something like that under my tree.As you hadn't fucked me enough you gave the little quiff across the street so many toys he can't even walk into his house.Don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year.I'll fuck you up.I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you will have to fucking walk back to the North Pole,just like I have to do now since you didn't give me a fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA,next year you'll find out how bad I can really be YOU FAT COCKSUCKER. sincerely little Johnny |
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