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Saturday, 05 January 2008 17:01 |
In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
a) lovemaking
b) screwing
c) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) your blood-test results
c) five tequila slammers
You time your orgasm so that:
a) your partner climaxes first
b) you both climax simultaneously
c) you don't miss SportsCenter
Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) healthy, creative love-play
b) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about
Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
a) the best part of the experience
b) the second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra
Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
a) no concern of yours
b) not a problem, she can join your gym
c) a conservative estimate
You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) a myth
b) an oxymoron
c) a moron
Foreplay is to sex as:
a) appetizer is to entree
b) primer is to paint
c) a line is to an amusement park ride
Which of the following are you most likely to find Yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU."
A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b) is uptight and a waste of time
c) shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
If you answered "a" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.
If you answered "b" more than seven times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.
If you answered "c" more than 7 times, "You da MAN!"
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Saturday, 05 January 2008 17:27 |
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well! I have all the 10 a! Thanks man, for helping me searching in this questions, who I really am in relationship with women! |
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Sunday, 06 January 2008 03:25 |
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What are you if you don't answer 7 of any one. Highest I had was 4 c's but that was funny esp liked the ones
the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
don't miss sports center and shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus  |
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