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Firemen Bells
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Sunday, 06 January 2008 19:36 |
> A fireman said his wife, "You know, we have a trrific system at the fire
> station:
> .... BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
> .... BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
> .... BELL 3 rings and we jump on the fire truck ready to go at it."
>
> I'd like to try a similar system here:
> .... When I say BELL 1 - you to strip naked,
> .... When I say BELL 2 - you to jump in bed,
> .... When I say BELL 3 - we make love.
>
> The wife didn't say anything, however, the very next night he came home from
> work,
> had supper and yelled out:
>
> .... "BELL 1" .... and the wife took her clothes off,
> .... then, he yelled "BELL 2" .... and the wife jumped into bed,
> .... when he yelled "BELL 3" .... they began making love.
>
> About two minutes past, the wife yelled: "BELL 4 .... BELL 4 !!!!"
>
> " What the hell is BELL 4 all about" asked the husband?
>
> The wife replied, "Roll out MORE HOSE .... you haven't reached THE FIRE
> yet." |
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Monday, 07 January 2008 05:32 |
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