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M.A.S.H. Treatment	Monday, 14 January 2008 17:14
A General is visiting a Military Hospital and visits the GIs on the ward to improve moral. He approaches the first bed. General: Morning, Soldier GI 1 : Morning, Sah General: What are you in for, Soldier? GI 1 : Chronic case of piles, Sah General: What treatment are you getting, Soldier? GI 1 : 15 minutes each day with the wire brush, Sah General: And what's your ambition, Soldier? GI 1 : Get back to front, Sah General: Good man - carry one. The General approaches the second bed. General: Morning, Soldier GI 2 : Morning, Sah General: What are you in for, Soldier? GI 2 : Chronic case of gonorrhea, Sah General: What treatment are you getting, Soldier? GI 2 : 15 minutes each day with the wire brush, Sah General: And what's your ambition, Soldier? GI 2 : Get back to front, Sah General: Good man - carry one. The General approaches the third bed. General: Morning, Soldier GI 3 : Morning, Sah General: What are you in for, Soldier? GI 3 : Chronic case of gum disease, Sah General: What treatment are you getting, Soldier? GI 3 : 15 minutes each day with the wire brush, Sah General: And what's your ambition, Soldier? GI 3 : Get the wire brush before the other two, Sah
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