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25 signs you've grown up.
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Wednesday, 06 October 2004 22:09 |
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 600 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 ! ! PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condom and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you.
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Saturday, 09 October 2004 03:18 |
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Apparently about 25 is the age where you begin to get old and decrepid. You lose all knowledge of sex, and forget how to treat anyone of the opposite sex. But on the good side , you learn proper use of the english language, and how to spell it.  At least thats what I've been hearing lately, but I know for a fact that I am still going strong at 49,with no signs of slowing down.I know how to treat a lady with all the respect she deserves, and can satisfy her in any way she pleases. All night , if thats what she wants. I am only satisfied, when I see that she has been well satisfied.    |
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Wednesday, 06 October 2004 22:30 |
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damn ! I think I'm starting to grow up     |
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Thursday, 07 October 2004 04:22 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ October 6, 2004, 22:30)
Haha I'll leave it a DAMN! |
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Thursday, 07 October 2004 04:58 |
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Thank God for # 23! I was almost grown up.  |
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Thursday, 07 October 2004 05:21 |
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damn, how true. and how many of us swore we would never grow old.  |
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Thursday, 07 October 2004 09:34 |
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now i know the warning signs and can successfully ignore them when they come up... theres a handfull i dont see already  |
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Friday, 08 October 2004 18:35 |
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Hate to admit it but only a few apply to mean...That mean Im still a kid?  |
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Saturday, 09 October 2004 05:11 |
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I know what you're saying about the ones under 25, the first few times, they have quick, meaningless sex and they think they invented or discovered it, |
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Saturday, 09 October 2004 06:51 |
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I guess even though I made only a few on that list...Im old...I never thought of myself as old...Now HR...your old But still young enough to get it on  So when is your ancient ass gonna come over and take care of my historical ass?   |
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Sunday, 10 October 2004 20:56 |
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when you find your first grey hair.
that is not on your head.  |
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Monday, 11 October 2004 06:24 |
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QUOTE (bawbie @ October 10, 2004, 20:56)when you find your first grey hair.
that is not on your head.
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Monday, 11 October 2004 06:46 |
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I don't wanna grow up....
I'm a Toys'R'Us Kid.. la la la..... |
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Monday, 11 October 2004 09:12 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ October 11, 2004, 06:46) I don't wanna grow up....
I'm a Toys'R'Us Kid.. la la la.....
Thats becuase you play with new and improved toys.
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Monday, 11 October 2004 09:25 |
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Well I think I lied 2 myself from 1-24 but 25 caught me out I guess, lol.......Nah, I dont think I'll ever grow up |
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Monday, 11 October 2004 11:29 |
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QUOTE (absix @ October 11, 2004, 06:24) QUOTE (bawbie @ October 10, 2004, 20:56)when you find your first grey hair.
that is not on your head.
just you wait. when yours appears, i predict much moaning, wailing, and gnashing of teeth. and not during sex, either.
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Friday, 15 October 2004 12:48 |
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QUOTE (bawbie @ October 11, 2004, 11:29) QUOTE (absix @ October 11, 2004, 06:24) QUOTE (bawbie @ October 10, 2004, 20:56)when you find your first grey hair.
that is not on your head.
just you wait. when yours appears, i predict much moaning, wailing, and gnashing of teeth. and not during sex, either.
Good thing I wax....Ill never find a grey hair there...let alone any other hair there |
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Sunday, 10 September 2006 18:57 |
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Oh hell, I knew it was all down hill after 38.
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Sunday, 10 September 2006 22:35 |
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How about after having a kid? |
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Monday, 11 September 2006 00:04 |
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QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ September 10, 2006, 22:35)How about after having a kid?
More likely after you have a teenager |
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Monday, 11 September 2006 11:53 |
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QUOTE (40something @ September 11, 2006, 00:04) QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ September 10, 2006, 22:35)How about after having a kid?
More likely after you have a teenager
Oh yes those teenagers. Paybacks are a bitch. You just kinda remember what your parents went though when you were a teenager, it will be worse when your kids are going threw that stage. |
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Monday, 18 September 2006 18:12 |
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THANK GOD!
I'm still just growing older and not growing up!
Some of the best, and most fun people I know, don't know what they want to be when they grow up - and they're all over 50! |
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Saturday, 23 September 2006 21:16 |
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In my day, you knew you were grown up when your interest in the other 350 pages of the Sears catalog became interesting and you by-passed the toy section...OMG...I still remember that...I think I'll go take a nap now... |
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Saturday, 23 September 2006 23:20 |
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QUOTE (funlovingpair @ September 11, 2006, 11:53) QUOTE (40something @ September 11, 2006, 00:04) QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ September 10, 2006, 22:35)How about after having a kid?
More likely after you have a teenager
Oh yes those teenagers. Paybacks are a bitch. You just kinda remember what your parents went though when you were a teenager, it will be worse when your kids are going threw that stage.
Considering what I put my parents through for about a couple years, I'm going to have to just simply rob a bank in order to get my kid through the troubles for whatever he may bring... then again depending on what's what. Might as well just rob a bank, and keep it for myself and let him deal with the consequences... 
LOL. Jk. I'm not that mean. |
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