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WHAT WOMEN BELIEVE...
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Thursday, 07 October 2004 06:16 |
Women believe if a pet cat strays, it's because of a lack of affection
at home.
Women believe if a pet dog strays, it's because of a lack of affection
at home.
Women believe if a woman strays, it's because of a lack of affection
at home.
Women believe if a man strays, it's because men are lying, cheating, scumsucking bottomfeeders !!
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Thursday, 07 October 2004 06:26 |
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I'L bet even when your mad you look sexy, luv ya chazzy. |
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Thursday, 07 October 2004 07:32 |
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...interesting.Did you all know that women in committed relationships are as likely to stray as men.Did you know that the percentages of both are in a dead heat tie with the number of women engaging in affairs advancing..??
I have always known this to be the case.But just for the edification of the masses,please review
an earlier issue of Newsweek from the beginning of the summer(I believe in June or July).Your local libraries should have archives for review.
Peace and Blessings,
Artful1 |
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Thursday, 07 October 2004 07:39 |
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ha ha , but they will never admit it artful, they will whip us into submission, make us believe what they want us to believe.    |
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Thursday, 07 October 2004 08:21 |
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QUOTE (artful1 @ October 7, 2004, 07:32) ...interesting.Did you all know that women in committed relationships are as likely to stray as men.Did you know that the percentages of both are in a dead heat tie with the number of women engaging in affairs advancing..??
I have always known this to be the case.But just for the edification of the masses,please review
an earlier issue of Newsweek from the beginning of the summer(I believe in June or July).Your local libraries should have archives for review.
Peace and Blessings,
Artful1
but of course! And it's all because of a lack of affection at home!! |
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Thursday, 07 October 2004 13:34 |
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QUOTE (hothands @ October 7, 2004, 06:26) I'L bet even when your mad you look sexy, luv ya chazzy.
I don't know about sexy, but from my old bartending days, I can tell you when I 'm mad, I must not look too menancing, When I would have to say " Alright, that's it !!! I have to throw you outta here, I mean it ! Leave right now !!" I would have to follow up with " I'm serious, I really mean it, I'm throwing you out! I really, really mean it !! I'm gonna count to 10 and you'd better be gone!!" They would just put more money in the jukebox and order another round.
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Thursday, 07 October 2004 16:32 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 7, 2004, 13:34) QUOTE (hothands @ October 7, 2004, 06:26)I'L bet even when your mad you look sexy, luv ya chazzy.
I don't know about sexy, but from my old bartending days, I can tell you when I 'm mad, I must not look too menancing, When I would have to say " Alright, that's it !!! I have to throw you outta here, I mean it ! Leave right now !!" I would have to follow up with " I'm serious, I really mean it, I'm throwing you out! I really, really mean it !! I'm gonna count to 10 and you'd better be gone!!" They would just put more money in the jukebox and order another round.
Who could leave with a bartender like you around? I'll take another and make it a double - Please!  |
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Thursday, 07 October 2004 17:39 |
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How could I not? You even said "please!!" I'm a better bartender than I am a bouncer ( like I had to tell you that !) |
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Friday, 08 October 2004 09:27 |
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Chazzy,
Not to rebutt your tesimony of "lack of affection at home",but this circumstance would not be a justified reason for cheating(from either party).It comes under the heading of people doing exactly that which they want to do..
period.No grey area needed.I will state to all here what my 94 year old grandmother has told me:
"If you are in a relationship that is deplete of affection,you have one of three options to choose from:1.Fix it with your mate,2.Get a dog,
3.Bring closure to this chapter of your life and move on."
It is interesting to note that she also stated,
"Defiling the marriage bed is not a reasonable
option for either party in a union under Gods
oversight".
I found this illuminating when she first told me
this,I find it applicable in the extreme today
when perceptions of right and wrong are so skewed
in such a profound manner andd when ownership of ones actions are excused away incidentally.
Men and Women must do better by one another...period.
Peace and Blessings,
Artful1 |
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Friday, 08 October 2004 11:14 |
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Please, Artful, accept my apology, I thought I was just posting a kinda cute joke about a double standard used by narrow minded women. Although I do, very much apreciate the information you provide, and found your replies interesting and well thought, I'm left with one conclusion, you and I just don't seem to "mesh". If there is anything else I need to apologize to you for, please, just tell me. |
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Friday, 08 October 2004 11:43 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 7, 2004, 13:34) QUOTE (hothands @ October 7, 2004, 06:26)I'L bet even when your mad you look sexy, luv ya chazzy.
I don't know about sexy, but from my old bartending days, I can tell you when I 'm mad, I must not look too menancing, When I would have to say " Alright, that's it !!! I have to throw you outta here, I mean it ! Leave right now !!" I would have to follow up with " I'm serious, I really mean it, I'm throwing you out! I really, really mean it !! I'm gonna count to 10 and you'd better be gone!!" They would just put more money in the jukebox and order another round.
Im too drunk to drive, will you please take me home Chazzy? |
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Friday, 08 October 2004 12:41 |
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QUOTE (artful1 @ October 7, 2004, 07:32) ...interesting.Did you all know that women in committed relationships are as likely to stray as men.Did you know that the percentages of both are in a dead heat tie with the number of women engaging in affairs advancing..??
I have always known this to be the case.But just for the edification of the masses,please review
an earlier issue of Newsweek from the beginning of the summer(I believe in June or July).Your local libraries should have archives for review.
Peace and Blessings,
Artful1
I so love being in the masses to be edified! |
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Friday, 08 October 2004 13:50 |
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...edification should look good on you KB.
...Chazzy,its cool.I was just making sure that your well-understood remark was not mis-percieved by the general audience.There was no buffer to the statement made and in its raw form,
it posed a serious imbalance the issue at hand.
There is a continental divide between most men and women at this point in history.No need to exploit the breach or widen the expanse any further,unnecessarily.
I find your remarks to be engaging as well.
Peace and Blessings,
Artful1 |
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Friday, 08 October 2004 13:57 |
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anyway it's comforting to know that statistically women are just as capable of being "lying cheating double crossing two-timing scum" as men.  |
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Saturday, 09 October 2004 11:06 |
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QUOTE (artful1 @ October 8, 2004, 13:50)I was just making sure that your well-understood remark was not mis-percieved by the general audience.There was no buffer to the statement made and in its raw form,
it posed a serious imbalance the issue at hand.
They (general audience)are a pretty smart bunch with a wonderful and open sense of humor, I don't underestimate them.
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