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2008 Tax Code	Sunday, 27 January 2008 18:28
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts! HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the penis will now be taxed according to size: The brackets are as follows: 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00 8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00 3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $30.00 Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a tax refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION
Posted by: tiger5350

40something	Sunday, 27 January 2008 19:01

and at such an appropriate time!

dave2big	Monday, 28 January 2008 09:43

well, at least this isnt the first time i have been called a nuisance.......lol

TropiFun	Thursday, 31 January 2008 15:29

well if the 12 inch guy decides to break his cock into sections..4 inches at a time..then his max tax would be $90 not $300 so he would save $210..... gawd..the wealthy always find the tax loopholes...and believe me..if he has 12 inches..that bad boy is making money!!