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DATING DON'Ts
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Friday, 15 October 2004 12:47 |
a few things NOT to say on a date...
**"Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?"
**"I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired."
**"No wine for me tonight. My urologist says it's not good to mix alcohol and penicillin."
**"I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you."
**"People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell."
**"I used to come here all the time with my ex."
**"I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it."
**"Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour."
**"I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look."
**"And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest."
**"I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask."
**"It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am."
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Disclaimer....This is a joke, it may be a bad joke, it may be a tasteless joke, but none the less, it is only just a joke and the poster wishes to extend an apology to anyone who may be offended by it and issues this statement, that this post in no way reflects the opinions of this website, it's exectutives, employees or members |
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Friday, 15 October 2004 13:24 |
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**"No wine for me tonight. My urologist says it's not good to mix alcohol and penicillin."
Love to say that when Im out with someone I dont wanna be with!  But I say beer...Us rednecks dont drink wine  (hides wine cabinet*  |
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Friday, 15 October 2004 13:26 |
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I don't think I've ever said any of them . but if I did I prob wouldn't remember, I would have been smacked sensless    |
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Friday, 15 October 2004 21:28 |
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I remember the worst date of my life! At the club he said " it's ladies nite, if you go order and get the drinks, I can get them for half price"(This was an executive that didn't need to pinch pennies) All I could say was " take me home, NOW!" |
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Saturday, 16 October 2004 00:03 |
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You should have bought the drinks , dumped them on him , and said , there , now the drinks are on you |
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Saturday, 16 October 2004 03:23 |
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it all worked out, a friend went to his house, jerked him out his own front door, and made sure he would never even try speaking to me again ! |
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Saturday, 16 October 2004 19:42 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 16, 2004, 03:23) it all worked out, a friend went to his house, jerked him out his own front door, and made sure he would never even try speaking to me again !
Wow you play rough dontcha? I supose you dont wanna ride in my trunk to get in the county fair for free? We used to do that kinda shit in high school cus we were all broke and also had to chip in for gas. |
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Saturday, 16 October 2004 21:02 |
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QUOTE (hothands @ October 16, 2004, 19:42) QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 16, 2004, 03:23)it all worked out, a friend went to his house, jerked him out his own front door, and made sure he would never even try speaking to me again !
Wow you play rough dontcha? I supose you dont wanna ride in my trunk to get in the county fair for free? We used to do that kinda shit in high school cus we were all broke and also had to chip in for gas.
maybe I ought to explain further! My friend acted on his own, he already disliked this guy, and didn't like him cornering me into a date I didn't want, and decided to make sure this guy didn't come around bothering me again. I soon learned my friend had one more reason for doing what he did, he wanted to be more than just my friend. |
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Sunday, 17 October 2004 16:44 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 16, 2004, 21:02) QUOTE (hothands @ October 16, 2004, 19:42) QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 16, 2004, 03:23)it all worked out, a friend went to his house, jerked him out his own front door, and made sure he would never even try speaking to me again !
Wow you play rough dontcha? I supose you dont wanna ride in my trunk to get in the county fair for free? We used to do that kinda shit in high school cus we were all broke and also had to chip in for gas.
maybe I ought to explain further! My friend acted on his own, he already disliked this guy, and didn't like him cornering me into a date I didn't want, and decided to make sure this guy didn't come around bothering me again. I soon learned my friend had one more reason for doing what he did, he wanted to be more than just my friend.
Sounds like your typical male...   |
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Sunday, 17 October 2004 17:07 |
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was that remark made by your typical female ?? |
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Sunday, 17 October 2004 17:22 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ October 17, 2004, 17:07)
Maybe...just maybe! Well I dunno...theres nothing typical about me! |
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Sunday, 17 October 2004 22:54 |
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QUOTE (Tease @ October 17, 2004, 16:44) QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 16, 2004, 21:02) QUOTE (hothands @ October 16, 2004, 19:42) QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 16, 2004, 03:23)it all worked out, a friend went to his house, jerked him out his own front door, and made sure he would never even try speaking to me again !
Wow you play rough dontcha? I supose you dont wanna ride in my trunk to get in the county fair for free? We used to do that kinda shit in high school cus we were all broke and also had to chip in for gas.
maybe I ought to explain further! My friend acted on his own, he already disliked this guy, and didn't like him cornering me into a date I didn't want, and decided to make sure this guy didn't come around bothering me again. I soon learned my friend had one more reason for doing what he did, he wanted to be more than just my friend.
Sounds like your typical male...
Fortunatley, he happened to be not only a good friend, but a tall, blond, healthy, good looking but kinda shy about his feelings type of guy ! |
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Monday, 18 October 2004 21:01 |
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One day we will understand how mens brains work When? Well when we are all dead  |
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Tuesday, 19 October 2004 07:54 |
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ouch!!! Not all males are cheap penny pinchers. Not all males have an ulterior motive for doing something nice or for defending a lady. of course I'm not sure if I'm speaking about myself or not hope all have a great day  |
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Tuesday, 19 October 2004 10:50 |
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Please point me in the direction of a man who has none of those bad traits |
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Tuesday, 19 October 2004 12:11 |
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QUOTE (bear @ October 19, 2004, 07:54)
I've never had a complaint about your behavior, Bear!! |
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Tuesday, 19 October 2004 18:23 |
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Well HR you are of no use to me! Some other woman has your heart!
I shall rephrase the sentence....Please point me in the direction of a man like that...Whos SINGLE! And not in love with someone else  |
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Tuesday, 19 October 2004 18:27 |
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Tuesday, 19 October 2004 18:28 |
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Well you are no help either bcb! |
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Tuesday, 19 October 2004 18:31 |
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that sucks!! my nice little design i spent whole minutes creating lost its shape when posted!!
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Tuesday, 19 October 2004 18:32 |
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Try try try again |
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