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Why beer is bettert the a Woman
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Sunday, 17 October 2004 09:22 |
I just wanted to post this right quick before I took off. This DOES NOT apply to the woman of web naughty... Enjoy.
Why a beer is better than a woman
You can enjoy a beer all month long
Beer stains wash out
You don't have to wine and dine a beer
Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football
When your beer goes flat, you toss it out
Beer never changes its mind
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
Beer is never late
Hangovers go away
Beer labels come off without a fight
Beer never has a headache
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer
If you pour a beer right, you always get good head
You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
A beer always goes down easy
You can share a beer with your friends
You always know when you are the first one to pop a beer
Beer is always wet
Beer doesn't demand quality
You can have a beer in public
A beer doesn't care when you come
A frigid beer is a good beer
You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony
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Sunday, 17 October 2004 09:40 |
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Well, then you will just have to stick to beer.... won't you.
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Sunday, 17 October 2004 15:09 |
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I'll take the love of a beautiful woman, over all the beer in the world any day.  |
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Sunday, 17 October 2004 16:34 |
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Notice he  before he posts!  Guess he didnt wanna get him self in trouble huh  |
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Sunday, 17 October 2004 17:15 |
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I thought it was a standing rule that we had to before we could post |
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Sunday, 17 October 2004 17:18 |
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Should be a rule!    |
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Sunday, 17 October 2004 17:19 |
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That must be some damn good beer! |
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Sunday, 17 October 2004 17:27 |
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MGD?  Budweiser  Coors  Busch (nasty) |
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Sunday, 17 October 2004 17:30 |
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QUOTE (Tease @ October 17, 2004, 17:27) MGD? Budweiser Coors Busch (nasty)
I'd rather hold a warm woman then a cold beer anynight  |
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Sunday, 17 October 2004 17:33 |
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uh oh , Deye pulled his 427, and got the dreaded red "X" syndrome |
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Sunday, 17 October 2004 17:45 |
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QUOTE (DEye @ October 17, 2004, 17:30) QUOTE (Tease @ October 17, 2004, 17:27) MGD? Budweiser Coors Busch (nasty)
I'd rather hold a warm woman then a cold beer anynight
How bout a cold woman?  |
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Sunday, 17 October 2004 18:19 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ October 17, 2004, 15:09)I'll take the love of a beautiful woman, over all the beer in the world any day.
I totaly agree with you HR, based on two facts.
1 I also prefer women
2 I don't use alcohol |
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Sunday, 17 October 2004 18:29 |
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QUOTE (hothands @ October 17, 2004, 18:19) QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ October 17, 2004, 15:09)I'll take the love of a beautiful woman, over all the beer in the world any day.
I totaly agree with you HR, based on two facts.
1 I also prefer women
2 I don't use alcohol
i've found one tends to lead to the other sometimes, vicious cycle!!! |
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Sunday, 17 October 2004 19:35 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ October 17, 2004, 17:48)
Coors? At least give him a MGD or a dorona with lime!  |
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Sunday, 17 October 2004 22:44 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ October 17, 2004, 17:15)I thought it was a standing rule that we had to before we could post
before, during and after! |
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Monday, 18 October 2004 05:45 |
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i've found one tends to lead to the other sometimes, vicious cycle!!! :zomb
Well I got some Bud in the fridge wanna put your theory to some testing? |
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Monday, 18 October 2004 06:45 |
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A vicious cycle of then "posting" then  then more  "posting"sounds like a great vicious cycle to get into.   |
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Monday, 18 October 2004 17:57 |
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QUOTE (curiousgirl @ October 18, 2004, 05:45) i've found one tends to lead to the other sometimes, vicious cycle!!! :zomb
Well I got some Bud in the fridge wanna put your theory to some testing?
without a doubt, but somehow i dont believe you'd drive me to drinkin? (but i sure could pretend for the sake of science) |
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Monday, 18 October 2004 19:20 |
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OK since the women did'nt take that to good, All the women on here have my apology and would gladly kiss ya'lls ass until you belive me.
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Monday, 18 October 2004 19:35 |
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I took it just fine. It was funny, Creeper!
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Tuesday, 19 October 2004 09:48 |
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I thought it was funny too but you can still kiss my ass if you want. |
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Tuesday, 19 October 2004 09:55 |
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it's no problem, especially because you put your "humourous disclamier" at the top...
but don't be surprised if i give you a six pack, before I give you anything else! |
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Tuesday, 19 October 2004 10:01 |
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I'm sure the women on here took it fine, my apology was just a shameless reason to kiss the asses of all the women on here at once.....LOL ; ) |
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Tuesday, 19 October 2004 10:02 |
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i knew there was no way you "reformed" that quickly! |
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Tuesday, 19 October 2004 10:08 |
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LOL...Shhh...I have a innocent image to keep up. |
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