> Three little ducks go into a Bar...... 'Say, what's your name ?' the
> bartender asked the first duck. 'Huey,' was the reply. 'How's your
> day been, Huey?' 'Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of
> puddles All day. What else could a duck want?' said Huey. 'Oh.
> That's nice,' said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, 'Hi,
> and what's your name?' 'Dewey,' came the answer from duck number
> two. 'So how's your day been, Dewey! ?' he asked. 'Great. Lovely
> day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself.
> What else could a duck want?' The bartender turned to the third duck
> and said, 'So, you must be Louie?'
>
> 'No,' she said, batting her eyelashes.. 'My name is Puddles.'