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Why God Created Eve
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Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:30 |
First things first! SORRY guys!  
Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve
10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the Garden.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone.
And finally, the Number 1 reason why God created Eve...
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!" |
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Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:31 |
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Two men are walking along the beach on day when they find a bottle buried in the sand. As they are brushing the sand off, a genie pops out and tells them he will give each of them one wish.
After thinking a moment the first man says, I wish I were the world's smartest man."
"Done, says the genie, and the man suddenly starts explaining Einstein’s Theory of Relativity to his friend.
The second man thinks for a moment, then says, "I want to be smarter than him!"
"Done," says the genie, and turns him into a woman! |
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Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:31 |
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What does a man and a floor have in common?
You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever!!  |
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Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:33 |
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Three blondes are walking on the beach and find genie lamp.
The Genie says "look girls, there are three of you.. so only ONE wish each!
The 1st blonde says "Genie, I think that I would like to be a little bit smarter"... POOF!!!
She is a REDHEAD!
The 2nd blonde says "Genie,... I think I would like to be a little smarter still!"...POOF!!!
She is a BRUNETTE!
3rd blonde says "Genie... I have been a blonde ALL my life!..Men buy me cars,..give me money,...and jewels... I think I would like to be a little DUMBER!!"...POOF!!!
She is a MAN!!  |
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Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:35 |
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How to impress a woman:
compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.
How to impress a man:
Show up naked. Bring beer. |
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Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:41 |
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God created Eve because he got tired of seeing Adam kickin-back and enjoying the free food and scenery, so God decided to put someone disobedient and greedy with Adam who would get them both kicked out of the garden of Eden (paradise)and put to work till the end of time. |
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Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:43 |
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You ruined it damnit! This was basically a I fucken hate men thread...Sorry..In a mood..Ill go to my corner now  |
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Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:18 |
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How to impress a man:
Show up naked. Bring beer.
need an opener , and ice too |
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Friday, 22 October 2004 01:38 |
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God created Eve cause Adam could not fuck himself, and God was hiding on the garden... |
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Friday, 22 October 2004 04:29 |
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How to impress a man....
Show up naked, bring beer, don't block the TV. |
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Friday, 22 October 2004 04:39 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ October 22, 2004, 04:29) How to impress a man....
Show up naked, bring beer, don't block the TV.
Wow, I've been given some bad information! I was sure the way to impress a man was a blowjob first thing in the morning. |
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Friday, 22 October 2004 04:40 |
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That won't impress them, they will come to expect it and demand it every morning. Then they will want the blowjob and a beer, and then finally a blowjob, a beer and the remote all in bed.
Let's not go down that ugly path....  |
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Friday, 22 October 2004 05:51 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ October 22, 2004, 04:40)That won't impress them, they will come to expect it and demand it every morning. Then they will want the blowjob and a beer, and then finally a blowjob, a beer and the remote all in bed.
Let's not go down that ugly path....
I dont mind if there was no beer at all there, or Tv, but wihout Eve, God would have a serious trouble with me... He should beter hide... |
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Friday, 22 October 2004 07:05 |
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Friday, 22 October 2004 09:33 |
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Cause sheep can't cook? |
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Friday, 22 October 2004 09:42 |
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QUOTE (DEye @ October 22, 2004, 09:33)Cause sheep can't cook?
The real guestion is : Did Adam have a belly-button? |
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Friday, 22 October 2004 15:12 |
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I'm so ashamed of my gender...  |
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Friday, 22 October 2004 16:03 |
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QUOTE (backfromaustintx @ October 22, 2004, 15:12)I'm so ashamed of my gender...
Well, we've discussed Hothands holding "smooth" classes for the guys once a week, I think maybe we should have you teach "gentleman behavior" classes too. |
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Friday, 22 October 2004 17:03 |
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Think that could be taught? |
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Friday, 22 October 2004 19:34 |
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To this bunch of rowdy boys? It may have to be whipped into them.  |
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Friday, 22 October 2004 19:51 |
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QUOTE (curiousgirl @ October 22, 2004, 19:34)To this bunch of rowdy boys? It may have to be whipped into them.
would that teach or excite???  |
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Friday, 22 October 2004 19:54 |
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Oh baby, it would teach! I'm not talking soft whippings. You see that smileys ass? Of course afterwards I would kiss it and make it all better. |
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Saturday, 23 October 2004 04:49 |
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QUOTE (curiousgirl @ October 22, 2004, 19:54) Oh baby, it would teach! I'm not talking soft whippings. You see that smileys ass? Of course afterwards I would kiss it and make it all better.
Oh baby it hurts so good!  |
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Saturday, 23 October 2004 08:58 |
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I think maybe we should have you teach "gentleman behavior" classes too.
Thats NOT the image I want to put out there! I want to be seen as someone who can still interfere with a woman sexually! Harumph.  |
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Saturday, 23 October 2004 20:19 |
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QUOTE (backfromaustintx @ October 23, 2004, 08:58)I think maybe we should have you teach "gentleman behavior" classes too. Thats NOT the image I want to put out there! I want to be seen as someone who can still interfere with a woman sexually! Harumph.
Mmm hmmm |
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