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Sunday, 24 October 2004 20:53 |
What can a bird do that a man can't?
Whistle out his pecker!
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends
What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A 40 year-old woman wants to have children, a 40 year-old man wants to date them.
How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? Five, one to do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it
What is the best way to get a man to do something? Suggest they are too old for it.
How does a man keep his youth? By giving them money, furs and diamonds.
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Sunday, 24 October 2004 20:58 |
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Ok got a couple female ones too 
Why do they call it PMS? Cause mad cow disease was already taken
How do we know that God is a man? If God was a woman, semen would taste like chocolate.
How are women and a pile of dog crap alike? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up !!!!!!!!!!
What does a woman and carpet have in commen? if you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them later
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Tuesday, 26 October 2004 11:46 |
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A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place, and as he shows her around
his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor. Cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher. Huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears,especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to
him, and actually is quite impressed by this evidence of his sensitive
side!
She turns to him, invitingly they kiss, and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After she has this intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, and they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it for you?
The guy yawns: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf." |
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Tuesday, 26 October 2004 13:27 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ October 26, 2004, 11:46) A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place, and as he shows her around
his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor. Cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher. Huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears,especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to
him, and actually is quite impressed by this evidence of his sensitive
side!
She turns to him, invitingly they kiss, and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After she has this intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, and they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it for you?
The guy yawns: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
I should have stocked up on Beenie Bears when I had the chance |
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Tuesday, 26 October 2004 14:51 |
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how many do you want , I have em by the hundreds, all the other damn beanies too.and all sizes no i dont collect them , they are in the store collecting dust |
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Tuesday, 26 October 2004 15:16 |
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Everything ya dont want HR send to me! LOL..Xmas would be cheap the next 10 yrs |
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