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form your own opinion on this one! Tuesday, 26 October 2004 21:56

THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY --
>WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING
>SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP
>STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
>
>
>"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. " I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER
>THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
>
>
>
>A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMEN LIFTED
>HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT
>WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
>
>
>
>THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE
>OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
>IMPRESSIVE.
>
>
>SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE
>RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER
>BEHIND.
>
>THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
>
>THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT
>THAT. I'M GETTING A FAX."
>
Posted by: hothands



pepper Tuesday, 26 October 2004 22:27

No comment



DEye Wednesday, 27 October 2004 04:14

  QUOTE (pepper @ October 26, 2004, 22:27)
No comment






kbateman Wednesday, 27 October 2004 04:29

what... is something wrong with that? tell me.


backfromaustintx Wednesday, 27 October 2004 20:47

Thats a bastardization of a joke where someone really does receive a fax that way. Poor Hillbillys!


bear Thursday, 28 October 2004 08:15

hillbilly's and rednecks get no respect at all


MoonHowler Thursday, 28 October 2004 08:19

  QUOTE (bear @ October 28, 2004, 08:15)
hillbilly's and rednecks get no respect at all



Tell me about it! *sigh*

Gotta run! I'm gettin' a fax!



bear Thursday, 28 October 2004 08:44

I hope it's not a long fax!!!!


hothands Thursday, 28 October 2004 12:08

  QUOTE (MoonHowler @ October 28, 2004, 08:19)
  QUOTE (bear @ October 28, 2004, 08:15)
hillbilly's and rednecks get no respect at all



Tell me about it! *sigh*

Gotta run! I'm gettin' a fax!




,,,,Don't throw the fax paper out you can turn it over and re-insert it, use both sides, saves on paper.


Tease Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:59

Oh my! Too funny!


boredcountryboy Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:45

  QUOTE (MoonHowler @ October 28, 2004, 08:19)
  QUOTE (bear @ October 28, 2004, 08:15)
hillbilly's and rednecks get no respect at all



Tell me about it! *sigh*

Gotta run! I'm gettin' a fax!




anyone know where i get me a fax machine that looks like that?!?


kbateman Friday, 29 October 2004 05:12

hamilton va?


hothands Friday, 29 October 2004 05:32



bilal Friday, 29 October 2004 07:46

too old joke here... you need an update


hothands Friday, 29 October 2004 11:38

Fine by me ole boy,,,,,Then Give us one!


Tease Friday, 29 October 2004 11:42

Just cause its old dont mean its not good no more! We are talkin bout the joke right?


bilal Friday, 29 October 2004 11:56

  QUOTE (hothands @ October 29, 2004, 11:38)
Fine by me ole boy,,,,,Then Give us one!



Wish I could budy, but I am afraid that the culture difference wont tranfer it like they way it could be... anyway, yours is one of my favorite... very good...


bilal Friday, 29 October 2004 11:57

  QUOTE (Tease @ October 29, 2004, 11:42)
Just cause its old dont mean its not good no more! We are talkin bout the joke right?



right baby its very good...


Tease Friday, 29 October 2004 12:17

  QUOTE (bilal @ October 29, 2004, 11:57)
  QUOTE (Tease @ October 29, 2004, 11:42)
Just cause its old dont mean its not good no more! We are talkin bout the joke right?



right baby its very good...