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Friday, 26 September 2008 05:28 |
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
* Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
* The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
* The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
* Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
* Doughnuts
Why is air a lot like sex?
* Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
* A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
* Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
* 10 years and 45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
* 45 minutes
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
*Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
*They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
* Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
* After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
*The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
* Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
* A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
*'Are you sure it's mine?'
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
* Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
* Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
* Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
*A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
*They named him 'Sum Ting Wong'
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
* A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... 'a recipe'.
How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
* Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
*A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time ..' - A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t...!"
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Friday, 26 September 2008 08:37 |
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Friday, 26 September 2008 17:18 |
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