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You know when you're addicted to the internet when..
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Thursday, 04 November 2004 18:02 |
1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."
2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
3. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.
4. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.
5. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.
6. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.
7. Your cat has its own homepage.
8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."
9. You have your screen name as your license plate.
10. You actually invite large groups of people to your house and have internet parties.
11. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.
12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.
13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.
14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".
15. Instead of forplay, you ask your spouse if she/he wants to skip the small talk and cyber.
16. You have internet in your bathroom.
18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any.
17. You name your dog DotCom
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Friday, 05 November 2004 13:09 |
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4 , 11 , 12 , 18 ,I guess I'm addicted   |
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Friday, 05 November 2004 13:13 |
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18 you haven't had a phone call in weeks , cause you are using the phone line . at times up to 40 hours non-stop |
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Friday, 05 November 2004 18:03 |
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Use to be 9..My nickname for years was either tease or...(cant say ) Both have been used  |
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Saturday, 06 November 2004 02:01 |
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Sunday, 07 November 2004 22:17 |
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Guilty of 1 and 2 today! |
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