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Funny facts
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Sunday, 07 November 2004 09:36 |
"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.
Most Americans' car horns beep in the key of F.
It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!
By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks, otherwise it will digest itself.
Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete!
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Sunday, 07 November 2004 09:39 |
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Oh Yuck! I hate bugs. Thats a fetish I won't be having. |
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Sunday, 07 November 2004 09:44 |
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At least 2 people die every year from vending machines falling on them.
More than 2500 left handed people are killed every year from using right handed products
At - 40 degrees Centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing.
It's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas!
Some toothpaste's contain antifreeze.
It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.
In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.
You're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206!
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Sunday, 07 November 2004 09:45 |
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QUOTE (curiousgirl @ November 7, 2004, 09:39) Oh Yuck! I hate bugs. Thats a fetish I won't be having.
That is nasty...  |
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Monday, 08 November 2004 17:27 |
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What's so bad about bugs? They're sort of cute! |
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Monday, 08 November 2004 17:40 |
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Monday, 08 November 2004 19:51 |
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In our new secular society would it be proper for the Government to put the "praying Mantis" on the endangered species list. or would that be a violation of separation of church and state.
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Monday, 08 November 2004 21:11 |
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I dont mind bugs...Just dont think it would be a turn on having them crawl all over my body!   |
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Saturday, 13 November 2004 07:01 |
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QUOTE (Tease @ November 7, 2004, 09:44) At least
At - 40 degrees Centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing.
guess i gotta make more obsene phone calls.
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Saturday, 13 November 2004 07:03 |
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oh yeah, if you cough, sneeze, burp and pass gas all at the same time, you'll die. |
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Saturday, 13 November 2004 08:40 |
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QUOTE (bawbie @ November 13, 2004, 07:03) oh yeah, if you cough, sneeze, burp and pass gas all at the same time, you'll die.
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