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Merry Christmas....
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Saturday, 06 December 2008 10:24 |
Subject: Santa
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did
not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa
began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit,
which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three
of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped
the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floor-
boards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the
toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple
cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard,
he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden
the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped
the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass
pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the
broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the
end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to
the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel
with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheer-
fully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day?
I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me
to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of
the Christmas tree... |
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Friday, 12 December 2008 20:51 |
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