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Top Ten ways to tell your car sucks
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Wednesday, 01 December 2004 05:59 |
Top Ten ways to tell your car sucks
10...People behind you change lanes to keep your oil off their windsheild
9...Tractor trailer drivers are afraid to pass you.
8...Opening your trunk includes finding a screwdriver.
7...Your driveway looks like an oil slick and the EPA cites you for it.
6...Your friends would rather walk or ride a bus to school or work than ride in it.
5...The motor is so loud you can't hear a dumptruck crash through a nitroglycerin factory.
4...You have ever had to leave it running for fear it might not start back up.
3...You have ever been chased down by a firetruck.
2...You refer to your car as beast, P.O.S. junker, or hooptee.
1...You have ever parked on the side of the road and someone stops and asks you if you are injured |
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Wednesday, 01 December 2004 08:15 |
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I've driven a few that resembled these remarks |
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Wednesday, 01 December 2004 12:59 |
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that was a great post chazzy........all that u said is true...... |
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Monday, 06 December 2004 12:41 |
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My first car!
1970 AMC sedan. This wonder would sit for about 10 seconds after putting it in drive before the transmission caught and you could move. It leaked a streak of liquid stuff behind it constantly, had more dents than a golf ball, got about 10 miles per quart of oil, and had holes in the seats, floorboards, fenders and dashboard. The speedo only worked up to 35 then stuck, and if you used a screwdriver just right on the starter motor you could start it in cold weather! I miss those days. sigh. |
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