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LIVE RATED
Truth or Dare Blog
Cuckold Blog
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Male or Female?
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Friday, 17 December 2004 04:41 |
Just another silly thing I found on the internet.
Male or Female?
ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up
TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female!... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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Friday, 17 December 2004 06:20 |
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INTERESTING  If ya don't mind, I know some folks that will get a kick out of it, gonna pass it on. |
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Friday, 17 December 2004 07:10 |
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QUOTE (69DNR42 @ December 17, 2004, 06:20)INTERESTING If ya don't mind, I know some folks that will get a kick out of it, gonna pass it on.
knock yourself out! I love to share! |
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