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Male or Female?	Friday, 17 December 2004 04:41
Just another silly thing I found on the internet. Male or Female? ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out. COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part. SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water. SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. REMOTE CONTROL - female!... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
Posted by: Chazzy

69DNR42	Friday, 17 December 2004 06:20

INTERESTING If ya don't mind, I know some folks that will get a kick out of it, gonna pass it on.

Chazzy	Friday, 17 December 2004 07:10

QUOTE (69DNR42 @ December 17, 2004, 06:20) INTERESTING If ya don't mind, I know some folks that will get a kick out of it, gonna pass it on. knock yourself out! I love to share!