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LIVE RATED
Truth or Dare Blog
Cuckold Blog
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EVER WONDER ?
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Sunday, 09 January 2005 17:07 |
>
> > EVER WONDER~~~
> >
> > Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
> > "I think I'll squeeze
> > these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
> > out."?
> >
> >
> > Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken
> > there... I'm gonna
> > eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."?
> >
> >
> > Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
> > toast to a horrible
> > crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
> >
> >
> > Why is there a light in almost all fridges and not
> > one in most freezers?
> >
> >
> > If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there
> > a song about him?
> >
> >
> > Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
> > lane?
> >
> >
> > If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a
> > radio out of coconut,
> > why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
> >
> >
> > Why do people point to their wrist when asking for
> > the time, but don't
> > point to their crotch when they ask where the
> > bathroom is?
> >
> >
> > Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get
> > undressed if they are
> > going to look up there anyway?
> >
> >
> > Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
> > all fours? They're
> > both dogs!
> >
> >
> > If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
> > Acme crap, why didn't
> > he just buy dinner?
> >
> >
> > If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
> >
> >
> > If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
> > made from
> > vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
> >
> >
> > If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
> > come from morons?
> >
> >
> > Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a
> > mouse?
> >
> >
> > Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
> > Star have the same
> > tune?
> >
> >
> > Stop singing and read on .
> Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
> > Soup?
> >
> >
> > Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside
> > the hemisphere, but
> > call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
> >
> >
> > Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
> > face, he gets mad at
> > you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks
> > his head out the window?
> >
> >
> > Does pushing the elevator button more than once make
> > it arrive faster?
> > Do you wonder why you even started reading this???
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Sunday, 09 January 2005 18:09 |
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Very FUNNY! |
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