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LIVE RATED
Truth or Dare Blog
Cuckold Blog
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Type of future news you can expect to read about!!!!!!
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Friday, 21 January 2005 20:21 |
News Flashes in the Year 2029
* Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California.
* Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
livestock.
* Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists baffled.
* Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
* Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of
the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
* Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10
more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
* France pleads for global help after being over taken by Jamaica.
* Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
* George X. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
* Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
* 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight
loss.
* Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
* Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter
speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
* Massachusetts executes last remaining liberal.
* Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
* Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
* New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
* Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
contributions to campaign accounts.
* IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
And last but certainly not the least... (I love it)..
* Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine.
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Friday, 21 January 2005 21:07 |
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Hey Hothands, don't think we'll have to wait till 2029 for some of those. Number 1 is already over half way there. The wife says the that these are very cute !!! True....but cute |
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Friday, 21 January 2005 21:14 |
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I like the one about the Japanese scientist's  |
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