NJokes.com


The best dirty naughty jokes from the members of Web Naughty!


LATEST NAUGHTY JOKES  
- Tampons
- Wife Wanted!
- Two jokes
- WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH.............
- Cleaners
- speed zones?
- Murder at Walmart
- here's two jokes
- Rude Customers...
- Growing Old....
- more fitting national symbol
- Man Stories
- The things kids say !!
- Walking the dog
- KFC
- Snails
- Ride 'Em Cowgirl!!!
- world's shortest fairytale
- Why I quit fishing
- Words for Women to Live By
 

NAUGHTY JOKES ARCHIVE  
- September 2009 (5)
- August 2009 (9)
- July 2009 (4)
- June 2009 (10)
- May 2009 (5)
- April 2009 (6)
- March 2009 (11)
- February 2009 (24)
- January 2009 (19)
- December 2008 (25)
- November 2008 (26)
- October 2008 (49)
- September 2008 (64)
- August 2008 (39)
- July 2008 (14)
- June 2008 (57)
- May 2008 (45)
- April 2008 (34)
- March 2008 (23)
- February 2008 (38)
- January 2008 (56)
- December 2007 (67)
- November 2007 (73)
- October 2007 (54)
- September 2007 (44)
- August 2007 (69)
- July 2007 (72)
- June 2007 (60)
- May 2007 (49)
- April 2007 (51)
- March 2007 (73)
- February 2007 (44)
- January 2007 (37)
- December 2006 (54)
- November 2006 (100)
- October 2006 (59)
- September 2006 (104)
- August 2006 (126)
- July 2006 (71)
- June 2006 (77)
- May 2006 (65)
- April 2006 (76)
- March 2006 (116)
- February 2006 (13)
- January 2006 (7)
- December 2005 (3)
- October 2005 (2)
- August 2005 (3)
- July 2005 (6)
- June 2005 (7)
- May 2005 (1)
- April 2005 (3)
- March 2005 (4)
- February 2005 (4)
- January 2005 (9)
- December 2004 (5)
- November 2004 (12)
- October 2004 (22)
- September 2004 (4)
- August 2004 (17)
- July 2004 (11)
- June 2004 (3)
- May 2004 (2)
- April 2004 (1)
- February 2004 (1)
- December 2003 (1)
 


WWW.ZOIG.COM
LIVE RATED
Truth or Dare Blog
Cuckold Blog

eXTReMe Tracker
Only in America... Sunday, 23 January 2005 10:00
...one of those cute internet things


Things Found Only In America
All American


1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Posted by: Chazzy



hothands Sunday, 23 January 2005 15:09

How true,


absix Monday, 24 January 2005 04:05

  QUOTE (Chazzy @ January 23, 2005, 10:00)

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.




kbateman Monday, 24 January 2005 14:50

um.. i do eat that..... what.. what!!!

only one calorie!


Chazzy Tuesday, 25 January 2005 07:23

....do kitchen appliances like toasters breadmachines come with a warning not to use while in the bathtub !!