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Beer Vs, Pussy Challenge
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Sunday, 13 March 2005 16:12 |
Thought everybody might enjoy this list..feel free to add you own comparisions
beer is always wet.
A p**y needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A p**y tastes better served hot.
Advantage: P**y.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice
cold p**y makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
P**y does not.
Advantage: Draw.
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming P**y, you are not
disgusted.
Advantage: P**y
24 beers come in a box.
A P**y is a box you can come in.
Advantage: P**y.
Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a
beer.
Advantage: P**y
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad.
If you come home smelling like P**y, she will definitely
get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
6 beers in a night and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you
need.
Advantage: P**Y
Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much P**y and you will get poor.
Advantage: Draw
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a
football game.
You are a legend if you have a P**y in the stands at a
football game.
Advantage: P**y
If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a
breathalyzer.
If a cop smells P**y on your breath, you are going to get a
high five.
Advantage: P**y
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: Beer.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
Advantage: Beer.
Beer can make you see the porcelain God.
P**y can make you see God.
Advantage: P**y
If you think all day about your next beer, you are
an alcoholic.
If you think all day about the next P**Y you will have, you
are normal.
Advantage: P**Y
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of P**y is more fun.
Advantage: P**Y.
If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag a P**Y at work, you get hit with sexual
harassment.
Advantage: Draw
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a P**y, it may hunt you down like the
dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly
have you back.
Advantage: beer.
The best P**y you have ever had is not gone once you have
enjoyed it.
Advantage: P**y.
The worst P**y you have ever had is not gone once you have
enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill. Bad P**Y:
Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright, Dana Doran
Advantage: Draw
Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, New Castle.
Good P**y: Almost all but the above.
Advantage: P**y.
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: P**y.
It's a close call, but the numbers never lie.
Advantage: P**y
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Sunday, 13 March 2005 16:49 |
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Sunday, 13 March 2005 16:57 |
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good to meet you Hothands i enjoy your post here's a couple more
Sneak up behind a beer and pop it's can open its still friendly
Sneak up behind a P***y and pop its can open and it may cut Mr. Happy off with a knife
Advantage: beer
You don't have to buy beer dinner
A p***y may expect dinner and a movie
Advantage: beer
A beer dos'nt chase you down and kick you in the nuts when you drop it
Advantage: Beer
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Sunday, 13 March 2005 17:26 |
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Sunday, 13 March 2005 17:29 |
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A beer doesnt mind if you bring another beer home.
A beer doesnt mind if you have the smell of another beer on your breath.
Advantage beer |
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Sunday, 13 March 2005 17:59 |
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^^^^^
You can drink a beer any day of the month.
Advantage: Beer |
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Sunday, 13 March 2005 19:23 |
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I only think about beer after work and on the weekends, I wake up and go to bed thinking about pussy, and 468 times in between. |
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Sunday, 13 March 2005 19:28 |
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here's a few more..
Beer always comforts you when you are down
Pussy somtimes kicks you when your down
Advantage: beer
Beer can't throw Pussy at you.( if it did i'd buy more of it)
Advantage beer.
Beer won't cry and throw your clothes out the window when you try another brand
Advantage: beer
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Monday, 14 March 2005 01:38 |
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yeast in beer is a good thing!
bit deep that sorry
but a pussy with live yoghurt tastes good
draw! |
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Monday, 14 March 2005 07:17 |
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Well allon, Bob's you're uncle!
Gotta admit, a beer can't compare to a woman in allot of ways. A beer can't pamper and baby you when you all whine for three days with the flu, or buy you that perfect, well thought out Christmas present,etc....
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Monday, 14 March 2005 10:00 |
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As I always have, Char, I love you. I guess we all do. |
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Monday, 14 March 2005 10:04 |
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in reality i would choose a lady anyday over a beer, and have sometimes encorporated the two, a beautiful a woman and to drink champagne from inside her is a very memorable thing. wine is also very erotic and fun to lick off each others body. ahh the memories |
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Monday, 14 March 2005 10:16 |
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Beer can't get you out of jail, but it can get you thrown in !!!
Adv- Pussy
Beer cant hold you and keep you warm at night, also it's a little rough around the hole area !!
Adv- Pussy
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Monday, 14 March 2005 10:24 |
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Good beer dos'nt leave a aftertaste
advantage:Beer
Beer dos'nt come with big boobs
advantage: Beer
Beer goes down easy
Pussy may take a liitle coaxing
Advantage:Beer
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Monday, 14 March 2005 10:33 |
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Beer dos'nt come with big boobs
advantage: Beer
^^^^I screwed up of course pussy would be the advantage
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Monday, 14 March 2005 13:05 |
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takes 12 beers to get a buzz
only 1  pussy for a buzz
Adv: pussy cause i don't forget a good fuck  |
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Monday, 14 March 2005 13:21 |
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You can't dress a beer up and take it out to dinner and expect it to give you some sex when you get home
Advantage: Pussy
You can suck the head off a beer but it won't suck you back
Advantage:Pussy
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Tuesday, 15 March 2005 05:37 |
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QUOTE (EugeneOregon @ March 14, 2005, 10:00) As I always have, Char, I love you. I guess we all do.
It's great to know I stand in a positive light with some, but no, I'm not loved by all! |
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Wednesday, 16 March 2005 18:07 |
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it's a damn shame to admit this but i've turned nary a beer down however plenty of pussy has been asked to take a hike!!!!  |
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Wednesday, 16 March 2005 18:13 |
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boy how things change i no longer drink, and now that i'm capable of having good sex i can't get any!!! |
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Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:29 |
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QUOTE (goinsth4u @ March 16, 2005, 18:13)boy how things change i no longer drink, and now that i'm capable of having good sex i can't get any!!!
no shit!
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Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:18 |
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But Beer + Gal = Pussy |
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Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:15 |
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Beer + Guys = Horny |
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Wednesday, 23 March 2005 04:26 |
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beer + guy + horny = inadequate |
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Wednesday, 23 March 2005 19:46 |
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Beer in the morning befor work.....You gettin fired
Pussy in the mornin befor work.....you havin a damned fine day no matter what
Advantage:Pussy  |
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