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I hope no one takes offense? but here are a few lesbian jokes.	Wednesday, 13 April 2005 19:40
Lesbian Laughers! What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet. ** What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face. What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? A Lickalotapuss. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung. Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned? She was found face down in Ricki Lake. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table doesn't have balls. Do you know what drag is? It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't. What do you call lesbian twins? Lick-a-likes. How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons. ** What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!
Posted by: hothands

kbateman	Wednesday, 13 April 2005 19:57

QUOTE (hothands @ April 13, 2005, 19:40) What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker! you know hh i would never kick you out of bed for eating crackers.............(its the only reason i would have you in bed in the first place)

Leviathan4u	Wednesday, 13 April 2005 20:10

kbateman	Thursday, 14 April 2005 06:01

What happened to the Dutch Lesbian? She drowned when she put her tongue in the dyke?

hothands	Friday, 15 April 2005 20:44

QUOTE (kbateman @ April 13, 2005, 19:57) QUOTE (hothands @ April 13, 2005, 19:40) What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker! you know hh i would never kick you out of bed for eating crackers.............(its the only reason i would have you in bed in the first place) KB I could snack on your hot little Cracker for years,,, and then some