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Vocabulatin'
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Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:19 |
New Entries For Your Dictionary
GOING FOR A McSHIT
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just there to use the bathroom.
AIRPLANE BLONDE
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
BREAKING THE SEAL
Your first piss while out in a bar, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the bar on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th drink, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the bar is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
SALAD DODGER
A phrase for an overweight person.
STARFISH TROOPER OR ASSTRONAUT
Someone who has a strong preference for anal sex.
SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive woman.
TITANIC
A lady who goes down first time out.
UP ON BLOCKS
Menstruating i.e. out of action, a bit like a car in a garage.
(Just one of those sillies I found on the net, feel free to add your own!) |
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Tuesday, 26 April 2005 08:00 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 20, 2005, 09:19) New Entries For Your Dictionary
GOING FOR A McSHIT
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just there to use the bathroom.
(Just one of those sillies I found on the net, feel free to add your own!)
this is the only purpose of McDonalds. The food is inedible.
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