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Things not to say ...
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Tuesday, 27 April 2004 01:15 |
Things not to say after a night of intercourse
"So, do you have AIDS? Because I really dont want to catch that again."
"so how you getting home?"
"you were almost as good as your sister"
"Do you have change for a twenty?"
"Is that it?"
"Is it supposed to smell like that?"
"damn, your much better than my other cousin"
"Heh, look at that there was a hole in the condom the whole time!"
"You are 18 right?"
"I've had better"
"Get the fuck out bitch!"
"When I was a man I was alot better in bed"
"You woke me up for that?"
"Oh did I mention the video camera?"
"On second thought, lets turn out the lights."
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Saturday, 03 July 2004 10:42 |
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"aww man!!! No wonder these condoms were on sale! I guess I shoulda check the expiration date!" |
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Thursday, 08 July 2004 03:42 |
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And the number one thing not to say is...
"Is It In Yet?".
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Tuesday, 27 April 2004 05:05 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 27, 2004, 03:15) Things not to say after a night of intercourse
"So, do you have AIDS? Because I really dont want to catch that again."
"so how you getting home?"
"you were almost as good as your sister"
"Do you have change for a twenty?"
"Is that it?"
"Is it supposed to smell like that?"
"damn, your much better than my other cousin"
"Heh, look at that there was a hole in the condom the whole time!"
"You are 18 right?"
"I've had better"
"Get the fuck out bitch!"
"When I was a man I was alot better in bed"
"You woke me up for that?"
"Oh did I mention the video camera?"
"On second thought, lets turn out the lights."
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anybody got anything to add???
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Tuesday, 27 April 2004 07:15 |
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Tuesday, 27 April 2004 10:51 |
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a few more!!
"I should of just downloaded porn and wacked off."
"Oh did I mention the video camera?"
"I put it in the wrong hole again, didn't I?"
"Gawd!! quite whining! no one's ever died from rugburn"
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Tuesday, 27 April 2004 15:07 |
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My last girlfriend was better.
Did you get it in?
what do you mean you are only 16!!! |
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Tuesday, 27 April 2004 15:26 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ April 27, 2004, 17:07) My last girlfriend was better.
Did you get it in?
what do you mean you are only 16!!!
My secretary love this position!  |
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Tuesday, 27 April 2004 16:17 |
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Who was that on the phone a minute ago.
Where do you keep the anti-bacterial soap.
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Tuesday, 27 April 2004 16:53 |
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Now you've done it, you woke my baby, "I hope you didn't give him brain damage", here feel him kicking? |
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Tuesday, 27 April 2004 21:40 |
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What do you think your gonna do with that? I just took a shower, your not gettin me sticky all over again! |
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Tuesday, 27 April 2004 21:42 |
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Didnt you get enough last nite? |
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Wednesday, 28 April 2004 04:53 |
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Is that thing hard again? I think you've got a problem, you should see a doctor. |
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Wednesday, 28 April 2004 05:05 |
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Why is your hand on my ass, I didnt say I wanted to do it again, go to sleep. |
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Wednesday, 28 April 2004 05:13 |
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C,mon,,, dont, cant you see im trying to watch this TV show? |
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Wednesday, 28 April 2004 23:26 |
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Hahahaha |
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Monday, 10 May 2004 10:05 |
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"you don't mind if we make this quick do ya? I got a real date in about an hour" |
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Monday, 10 May 2004 16:29 |
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You are way better than my sister and almost better than Mom?
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Monday, 10 May 2004 16:34 |
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i think i forgot to take my pill |
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Saturday, 03 July 2004 16:47 |
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Hey thanks, but..... ummmmmm.... it's not you, it's me. |
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Wednesday, 07 July 2004 12:30 |
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" boy, that was like pulling a motorcycle into a three car garage" |
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Wednesday, 07 July 2004 12:37 |
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Thursday, 08 July 2004 06:28 |
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QUOTE (backfromaustintx @ July 8, 2004, 03:42)And the number one thing not to say is...
"Is It In Yet?".
OK, that one wins... |
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Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:34 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ May 10, 2004, 16:29) You are way better than my sister and almost better than Mom?
good ones....
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