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Hilarity Ensues
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Wednesday, 08 June 2005 06:18 |
An elderly woman spent a leisurely shopping at the mall. Upon return to her vehicle, she found four strange males sitting in her car. Frightened, the woman dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun. She told the men that if they did not get out of the car, she would shoot. The four men ran off quickly, whereupon the lady got into the car. Her key, however, would not fit. The woman realized that her car was the identical one parked a few spaces down. She drove to the police department and reported the story. The officer on duty laughed hysterically and pointed to the other end of the counter where four pale men had reported a hijacking by a mean old lady; no charges were filed.
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Wednesday, 08 June 2005 06:20 |
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In Milwaukee a man decided to break into a garage and steal on the of the business’s popular pickup trucks. Not able to pick the lock, they blasted it away with a shotgun. Once inside, the man decided that he did not want the truck anymore because it was somehow full of bullet holes.
duuuuh...now where's those come from??  |
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Wednesday, 08 June 2005 06:21 |
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ROFL  |
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Wednesday, 08 June 2005 06:29 |
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Oh and just for Gee whiz...here's the Dumb site that I got them from....
http://www.dumbwarnings.com/
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Wednesday, 08 June 2005 06:41 |
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Warnings on various appliances:
Komatsu Floodlight
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark (no, REALLY???)
On a Life saving device:
This is NOT a life saving device!!!
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Thursday, 09 June 2005 17:33 |
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Did you know in the state of Washington in is against the law to have sex with a virgin--even on your wedding night? I wonder if the hotels on the Oregon and Idaho borders do a good trade? |
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Thursday, 09 June 2005 21:02 |
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In the state of Idaho you can still go to prison for adultery. Or if your car is found in front of your girlfriends house in the morning your considered married !!!! |
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Thursday, 09 June 2005 21:33 |
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QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ June 9, 2005, 21:02)In the state of Idaho you can still go to prison for adultery. Or if your car is found in front of your girlfriends house in the morning your considered married !!!!
The Govoner must be FEMALE!!!  |
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Friday, 10 June 2005 05:43 |
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QUOTE (hothands @ June 9, 2005, 21:33) QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ June 9, 2005, 21:02)In the state of Idaho you can still go to prison for adultery. Or if your car is found in front of your girlfriends house in the morning your considered married !!!!
The Govoner must be FEMALE!!!
Ha, I'll bet he is a used car salesman and all the hot girls get "overnight loaners." |
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Friday, 10 June 2005 19:47 |
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Is this a sure fire bet? or just an educated guess? Want to get a loaner together? |
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