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a ring of truth, or maybe a load of crap...
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Monday, 27 June 2005 05:01 |
Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify a woman`s personality based on what
she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows exactly
what she wants.
Your Approach: You won`t have to approach her, if she is interested, she`ll send YOU a
drink.
Drink: Wine - (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel & spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy & sophisticated, actually has no clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is.She should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals looking to get totally drunk, and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to
do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!
Then there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always, very simple & clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He`s poor & wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer & wants to get laid.
Wine: He`s hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him
get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn`t give a hoot about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He`s gay.
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Monday, 27 June 2005 09:56 |
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LOL, I've been in the bar business for a long time and so many of these hit home. |
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Monday, 27 June 2005 10:42 |
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QUOTE (columbus17 @ June 27, 2005, 09:56) LOL, I've been in the bar business for a long time and so many of these hit home.
I have to agree with ya, I've done some bartending work, and there's allot of truth to these.
I can add one for the women's section here,
Drinking heavy, syrupy, or milk "can't taste any alcohol" type drinks ...
means she's a lightweight and someone is gonna have to clean up allot of puke in the bathroom later.... |
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Monday, 27 June 2005 10:47 |
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hmmmmmm,,,,,,,,,,,didn't you say you liked Kalua and black russians???????????  |
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Monday, 27 June 2005 10:49 |
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QUOTE (hothands @ June 27, 2005, 10:47)hmmmmmm,,,,,,,,,,,didn't you say you liked Kalua and black russians???????????
Yeah, but she meant black russians, and there aint many about, especially in america. |
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Monday, 27 June 2005 11:00 |
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QUOTE (hothands @ June 27, 2005, 10:47)hmmmmmm,,,,,,,,,,,didn't you say you liked Kalua and black russians???????????
Oh yes....I love black russians, but I'm not a lightweight that drinks till I puke...I drink till I'm buzzed and as annoying as an 8 year old...  |
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Monday, 27 June 2005 11:03 |
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One more for the men's section: Jagermeister--He already got laid and he wants to forget it, or else wash the taste out of his mouth and kill the bacteria. |
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