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Friday, 08 July 2005 17:21 |
My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
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>She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about." She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant! I was ecstatic!
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>We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!" Then, she said "Oh, honey, There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"
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>Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said,
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>Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive! |
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Sunday, 10 July 2005 14:04 |
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Sounds like a dingy little thing I was living with in Mayport, Florida a few years ago. I was in the navy, and had been out to sea for about four months. We came in , and she met me at pier all excited to see me. After the reunion (That took a while!), she told me she had some good news. She told me she was pregnant. I was excited, and was thinking about how I was going to propose to her. I asked her how far along she was, and she told me 7 weeks. I went out for a pack of cigarettes and never went back. |
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