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Eight words with two meanings.
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Sunday, 10 July 2005 19:15 |
> 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
> Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
> Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
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> 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
> Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
> Male... Playing football without a cup.
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> 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
> Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
> Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
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> 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
> Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
> Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
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> 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
> Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
> Male..... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
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> 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
> Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
> Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
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> 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n
> Female....The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve
> Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
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> 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
> Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
> Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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> AND;
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> He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
> She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
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> He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
> She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit
> on the sofa and fart! |
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Sunday, 10 July 2005 19:53 |
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Monday, 11 July 2005 10:28 |
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I think they should add that to the dictionary. Make it easier to understand it. |
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