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Saturday, 13 August 2005 07:09 |
Some of ya may have read this before, doubt that it's new, but it is darn cute....
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To: Technical Support
Dear Sir,
Last year I upgraded my system from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began creating problems within the system processing and that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 2.3, Girlfriend 3.2 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the entire system whenever selected 
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while running my other favorite applications. Whichever module or software I enter, only Wife 1.0 seems to run and nothing else.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall from Wife 1.0 to Girlfriend 7.0 does not work on this program. Can you help me, please!!!
Thanks,
Mike B
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Monday, 15 August 2005 08:39 |
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Dear Mike,
Wife 1.0 will never uninstall properly.
You may have noticed that some of your favorite and most satisfying applications of Wife 1.0 fail to open after checking "I agree" and "next" once the trial period had expired. According to the developers this denial of service error is due to operator error rather than a bug in the program.
The best solution to your problem would be to partition your hardrive and create a whole new operating system on the side. As long as Wife 1.0 doesn't communicate with the new hardrive, it will run smoothly and you can get benefit out of the few applications that are left from the freeware version.
Remember, do not attempt to access the applications of Wife 1.0 that you previousely enjoyed in the freeware version. This action will result in the contamination by malicious code to your newly partitioned hardrive. It is also important to note that the infrequent, barely satisfying, download to Wife 1.0 will, unfortunately, have to continue to prevent the possibility of cross-contamination.
Good luck to you. |
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