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Things That Drive A Sane Person Craaaazyyyy!!!!!
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Tuesday, 30 August 2005 05:07 |
Feel free to add on your own peeves....
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You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.
The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.
The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.
There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.
You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.
There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.
You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.
Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.
A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.
There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray.
You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.
The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing.
A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling (or braces).
You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.
The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.
You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.
People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.
Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.
You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.
You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.
You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it.
You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up.
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Tuesday, 30 August 2005 07:23 |
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You pretty much covered it but......
Somone emails you and asks you to tell them about yourself......their response to your sincere, complete, response (about 2 small paragraphs)is "You talk way too much"
If you don't post a pic of your face, women assume your ugly, yet, same women post only tits or other body parts.
If a man posts a picture of his dick, he's some kind of perv that has no relationship skills. If a woman posts various body parts they become "member of the day" divas that are uninhibited intellectuals, suffering to communicate.
Addendum: If a man posts a picture of his dick and it's circus-freakish huge he is an uninhibited intellectual too.
Your in chat getting off during cyber, forced to do it infront of 2 other guys because there is no other chat room here, and somebody pops in the room and starts talking to the other 2 guys. |
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Tuesday, 30 August 2005 07:41 |
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By the time you wade through 'press 1' 'press 3' 'enter your account number and PIN' 'press 7'you get so pissed that you just don't want to fool with whatever you called about.
The person in the car in front of you believes that they are the only car trying to get through the turn light.
Any business that acts like they are doing you a favor by taking your money.
Soggy newspapers delivered in the rain.
Moronic questions asked in television interviews.
Items on store shelves that you have no idea what the price is.
Waiting in line for an hour at the store only to get a 'price check' because, guess what, they have no idea what it costs either.
Small print and audio disclaimers in ads.
A women who drinks all night on your tab and leaves with another guy.
A dick that just won't work when you need it to.
(It's never happened before, of course.)
Pop up ads.
Taxes.
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Tuesday, 30 August 2005 09:46 |
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Oh yea, right Dreamguy, the fucker that doesn't care if anyone else is driving today.
No signals
left lane, under the speed limit.
Merging like you don't exist.
If I was diagnosed with a month to live I would buy an old Rambler or some other old tank and take those people out for the rest of humanity.
Uhmmm....your going a little slow there ma'am....you probly need a PUSH!
Was that a little bump I felt by the on-ramp there?
Take that you freaking mouth-breathers!  |
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