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Three stages of marital sex.......I was thinging of you guys Levi & DEye!	Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:35
Honeymoon sex: This is where you have sex three or four times a night. Vacation sex: This is where you have sex ten or twelve times a year. Oral sex: This is where you stand on the opposite side of the room from your spouse and yell "FUCK YOU."
Posted by: nykitten

Jacknjill143	Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:43

Another good one! I would have to say we fall into the Honeymoon catagory...for the last few years...

nykitten	Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:46

QUOTE (Jacknjill143 @ December 22, 2005, 15:43) Another good one! I would have to say we fall into the Honeymoon catagory...for the last few years... You guys are very lucky!...Keep up the good work!...

Jacknjill143	Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:22

QUOTE (nykitten @ December 22, 2005, 15:46) QUOTE (Jacknjill143 @ December 22, 2005, 15:43) Another good one! I would have to say we fall into the Honeymoon catagory...for the last few years... You guys are very lucky!...Keep up the good work!... As lucky as two people can get! Although, I wouldn't classify it as work...it's just pure fucking fun!!!

DEye	Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:38

QUOTE (Jacknjill143 @ December 22, 2005, 17:22) QUOTE (nykitten @ December 22, 2005, 15:46) QUOTE (Jacknjill143 @ December 22, 2005, 15:43) Another good one! I would have to say we fall into the Honeymoon catagory...for the last few years... You guys are very lucky!...Keep up the good work!... As lucky as two people can get! Although, I wouldn't classify it as work...it's just pure fucking fun!!! That's so not fair

Leviathan4u	Thursday, 22 December 2005 18:27

Ya..you fucking wait till I leave then start slinging crap..lol. Well from what a little birdy told me ...your next, so bend over...

nykitten	Friday, 23 December 2005 06:20

QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ December 22, 2005, 18:27) Ya..you fucking wait till I leave then start slinging crap..lol. Well from what a little birdy told me ...your next, so bend over... You forgot the "bitch" after the "bend over".....You should know me better than that by now!....

bikerchick69	Friday, 23 December 2005 06:33

say it with me... Bend.... Over.... Bitch... and you have to add a lil enthiusiasm in there with a lil whip at the end like this: BEND OVER BITCH!

nykitten	Friday, 23 December 2005 06:35

QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ December 23, 2005, 06:33) say it with me... Bend.... Over.... Bitch... and you have to add a lil enthiusiasm in there with a lil whip at the end like this: BEND OVER BITCH! My kind of girl!....

bikerchick69	Friday, 23 December 2005 06:49

i try.... let me do this to you now... so bend over bitch

nykitten	Friday, 23 December 2005 06:52

QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ December 23, 2005, 06:49) i try.... let me do this to you now... so bend over bitch Damn!...Never thought it would feel so good coming from a woman!.....Do it again!..... (please would just take away all the nostalgia!)

bikerchick69	Friday, 23 December 2005 07:01

thats what i like to hear.... now adjust yourself so we can

nykitten	Friday, 23 December 2005 07:04

QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ December 23, 2005, 07:01) thats what i like to hear.... now adjust yourself so we can No adjustments needed!...I'm always prepared!...

bikerchick69	Friday, 23 December 2005 07:12

thats my girl..

nykitten	Friday, 23 December 2005 07:12

QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ December 23, 2005, 07:12) thats my girl..

DEye	Friday, 23 December 2005 07:45

QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ December 23, 2005, 07:01) thats what i like to hear.... now adjust yourself so we can You to get a room! Just what we need is MORE bi woman

Leviathan4u	Friday, 23 December 2005 07:49

Really...enough already...give us guys a break. We need lovin too....

nykitten	Friday, 23 December 2005 07:53

QUOTE (DEye @ December 23, 2005, 07:45) QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ December 23, 2005, 07:01) thats what i like to hear.... now adjust yourself so we can You to get a room! Just what we need is MORE bi woman BUT, last I knew BI means we go both ways!.....and I'm sure you wouldn't complain if we came to Ohio together?...now would you?...

nykitten	Friday, 23 December 2005 07:54

QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ December 23, 2005, 07:49) Really...enough already...give us guys a break. We need lovin too.... Better?

DEye	Friday, 23 December 2005 07:56

QUOTE (nykitten @ December 23, 2005, 07:53) QUOTE (DEye @ December 23, 2005, 07:45) QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ December 23, 2005, 07:01) thats what i like to hear.... now adjust yourself so we can You to get a room! Just what we need is MORE bi woman BUT, last I knew BI means we go both ways!.....and I'm sure you wouldn't complain if we came to Ohio together?...now would you?... Ok if you cum togeather I'll over look it this once

Leviathan4u	Friday, 23 December 2005 07:58

QUOTE (nykitten @ December 23, 2005, 07:54) QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ December 23, 2005, 07:49) Really...enough already...give us guys a break. We need lovin too.... Better? Yes dear...thank you..now I can die a happy man...

nykitten	Friday, 23 December 2005 08:20

QUOTE (DEye @ December 23, 2005, 07:56) QUOTE (nykitten @ December 23, 2005, 07:53) QUOTE (DEye @ December 23, 2005, 07:45) QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ December 23, 2005, 07:01) thats what i like to hear.... now adjust yourself so we can You to get a room! Just what we need is MORE bi woman BUT, last I knew BI means we go both ways!.....and I'm sure you wouldn't complain if we came to Ohio together?...now would you?... Ok if you cum togeather I'll over look it this once I thought you might see it that way....

bikerchick69	Friday, 23 December 2005 16:55

so lets get with it and show them what we can cum up with!!!

DEye	Tuesday, 27 December 2005 15:54

QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ December 23, 2005, 16:55) so lets get with it and show them what we can cum up with!!! Damn it! Either my eyes are going or Bikerchick is invisable

nykitten	Wednesday, 28 December 2005 18:02

QUOTE (DEye @ December 27, 2005, 15:54) QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ December 23, 2005, 16:55) so lets get with it and show them what we can cum up with!!! Damn it! Either my eyes are going or Bikerchick is invisable Yup, I miss the view too!...

DEye	Wednesday, 28 December 2005 18:08

QUOTE (nykitten @ December 28, 2005, 18:02) QUOTE (DEye @ December 27, 2005, 15:54) QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ December 23, 2005, 16:55) so lets get with it and show them what we can cum up with!!! Damn it! Either my eyes are going or Bikerchick is invisable Yup, I miss the view too!... Guess your going to have to fill in for her! Get Naked and take pictures NOW!

DEye	Thursday, 29 December 2005 04:23

QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ December 28, 2005, 19:56) QUOTE (DEye @ December 28, 2005, 18:08) QUOTE (nykitten @ December 28, 2005, 18:02) QUOTE (DEye @ December 27, 2005, 15:54) QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ December 23, 2005, 16:55) so lets get with it and show them what we can cum up with!!! Damn it! Either my eyes are going or Bikerchick is invisable Yup, I miss the view too!... Guess your going to have to fill in for her! Get Naked and take pictures NOW! I'm still here... think you had gotten rid of me or what?! So, for good times sake, NYKitten, Sweets, Deye, and anyone else who wants to join: BEND OVER BITCH! Ah! I missed you and your

bikerchick69	Wednesday, 28 December 2005 19:56

QUOTE (DEye @ December 28, 2005, 18:08) QUOTE (nykitten @ December 28, 2005, 18:02) QUOTE (DEye @ December 27, 2005, 15:54) QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ December 23, 2005, 16:55) so lets get with it and show them what we can cum up with!!! Damn it! Either my eyes are going or Bikerchick is invisable Yup, I miss the view too!... Guess your going to have to fill in for her! Get Naked and take pictures NOW! I'm still here... think you had gotten rid of me or what?! So, for good times sake, NYKitten, Sweets, Deye, and anyone else who wants to join: BEND OVER BITCH!

bikerchick69	Thursday, 29 December 2005 07:25

alright alright already... dont jump too much with joy..yes, im still here and hold on to your pants.. dont want to lose them ... well, ha.. yet anyways