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the 12 naughty days of christmas
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Tuesday, 27 December 2005 02:49 |
 On the first day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
A boner and a pear tree
On the second day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
Two French kisses and a boner and a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
Three clever fingers, two French kisses, and a boner and a pear tree
On the fourth day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
Four moist lips, three clever fingers, two French kisses and a boner and a pear tree
On the fifth day of Christmas my girlfriend modeled for me
Five black lace thongs, four moist lips, three clever fingers, two French kisses and a boner and a pear tree
On the sixth day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
Six topless models, 5 black lace thongs, 4 moist lips, 3 clever fingers, 2 French kisses and a boner and a pear tree
On the seventh day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
seven cans of whipped cream, 6 topless models, 5 black lace thongs, 4 moist lips, 3 clever fingers, 2 French kisses, and a boner and a pear tree
On the eighth day of Christmas my girlfriend gave modeled for me
eight string bikinis, 7 cans of whipped cream, 6 topless models, 5 black lace thongs, 4 moist lips, 3 clever fingers, 2 French kisses and a boner and a pear tree
On the ninth day of Christmas, my girlfriend gave to me
nine naked photos, 8 string bikinis, 7 cans of whipped cream, 6 topless models, 5 black lace thongs, 4 moist lips, 3 clever fingers, 2 French kisses, and a boner and a pear trea
On the tenth day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
Ten tongue pleasures, 9 naked photos, 8 string bikinis, 7 cans of whipped cream, 6 topless models, 5 black lace thongs, 4 moist lips, 3 clever fingers, 2 French kisses and a boner and a pear tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
11 erotic movies, 10 tongue pleasures, 9 naked photos, 8 string bikinis, 7 cans of whipped cream, 6 topless models, 5 black lace thongs, 4 moist lips, 3 clever fingers, 2 French kisses and a boner and a pear tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
12 hours of sex, 11 erotic movies, 10 tongue pleasures, 9 naked photos, 8 string bikinis, 7 cans of whipped cream, 6 topless models, 5 black lace thongs, 4 moist lips, 3 clever fingers, 2 French kisses, and a boner and a pear tree!
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Tuesday, 27 December 2005 02:52 |
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On the first day of Christmas my dealer gave to me,
a marijuana tree
On the second day of Christmas my dealer gave to me,
2 hits of acid and a marijuana tree
On the third day of Christmas my dealer gave to me,
3 lines of coke, 2 hits of acid and a marijuana tree
On the fourth day of Christmas my dealer gave to me,
4 xtc pills, 3 lines of coke, 2 hits of acid, and a marijuana tree
On the fifth day of Christmas my dealer gave to me,
5 OPIATES, 4 xtc pills, 3 lines of coke, 2 hits of acid, and a marijuana tree
By the sixth day of Christmas, i was too f*cked up to see... |
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Tuesday, 27 December 2005 02:55 |
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maybe i'll try the 12 days of nascar next  |
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Tuesday, 27 December 2005 11:35 |
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cute lol and the pic is sexy too
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Wednesday, 28 December 2005 01:32 |
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QUOTE (fallenangel @ December 27, 2005, 11:35) cute lol and the pic is sexy too
thank you but save a lot of the flowers for yourself....  ....your so hot you make satan himself sweat! |
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Wednesday, 28 December 2005 07:43 |
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QUOTE (bignasty @ December 28, 2005, 01:32) QUOTE (fallenangel @ December 27, 2005, 11:35)cute lol and the pic is sexy too
thank you but save a lot of the flowers for yourself.... ....your so hot you make satan himself sweat!
Thank you sexy man |
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Wednesday, 28 December 2005 10:49 |
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QUOTE (bignasty @ December 27, 2005, 02:55)maybe i'll try the 12 days of nascar next [/quote
That would be quit boring compaired to the 12th day of your christmas list. |
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